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  1. Popping popcorn for to decorate Miss Kirsie CreeMahs tree. She say she too cheap to buy tinsel, but I think she just hungry.
  2. Meester Pee Wee on Jimmy Kimmel. He nice. He no guilty of nothing you didn't do yourself. Again. (Today.) Tres veces.
  3. @TheMoInMontrose I know it gray 'cause Miss Kirstie don't do two things berry well: dieting and underpants. Ay de mi!
  4. Leave Meester Tiger alone! Next thing you know, people gonna want to hear everbody business, like what Miss Kirstie bagina look like: gray.
  5. Miss Kirstie have turducken for to eat for Thanksgiving. She about to wake up soon from her "nap." I hope. She sleep two day! Ay!
  6. Miss Kirstie told Oprah she goin' on a diet as soon as her new reality show start. Ay! What Miss Kirstie know about reality?
  7. Miss Kirstie on Oprah today. She look pretty. Today good for her, and so it good for me.
  8. Miss Kirstie buy 8 bags of Snickers for Trick or Treaters, but none make it past security. Don't worry - she no let them go to waste.
  9. How come people think Mackenzie Philips so crajy, but how is she different from Meester Woody and Soon-yi? Is it cause she a Japanamation?
  10. Miss Kirstie watching Brokeback Mountain and eating a chocolate Oreo mousse pie. Again.
  11. Miss Kirstie complaining about psychiatrists again. Scientology no like them. I an uneducated Mexican maid and even I know that ironic! LOL
  12. Oh, Meester Swazye! So sad. He do a dirty dance in my heart cada noche. The gift he give in Roadhouse will not be forget. Adios, cara mia!
  13. It one thing to be leetle bit crazy, but why for she got to be spokesperson for crazy? Ay de mi!
  14. Wigglypedia say Miss Kirstie "long standing member of the Church of Scientology and spokesperson for its anti-psychiatry group, the CCRH. "
  15. Unpacking Miss Kirstie baggage. I tell Miss Kirstie: you no need 9 tiered gypsy skirts for three day trip, but she no listen.
  16. In Paris with Miss Kirstie at the Ritz. Flight not too bad: I fly in coach and not with the luggage like before. Hurray for 9-11!
  17. Cleaning out the Escalade..again! I tell Miss Kirstie so many time: put Jamie Lee Activia in your mouth for to eat! She never listen.
  18. Miss Kirstie hips don't lie, but her breasts cannot be trusted.
  19. @InfiniteComic http://bit.ly/6lbUH
  20. At Hollywood Bowl with Miss Kirstie for Tom Jones concert. I brought two extra panty for Miss Kirstie in case she lose hers. (Or throw.)