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  1. An eloquent profanity. It rolls right off my tongue. 11:20 AM Dec 12th from txt
  2. Coming for to carry me home. 10:44 PM Dec 11th from txt
  3. Jesus is a hell of a drummer. 9:47 PM Dec 11th from txt
  4. Stolen cheezits are extra delicious. 8:16 PM Dec 11th from txt
  5. Moon shine is disconnecting my brain. 7:40 PM Dec 11th from txt
  6. Only drink bourbon named after people or places, never birds. 6:41 PM Dec 11th from txt
  7. Hans Zimmer did the music for modern warfare 2. What the hell was the budget for this thing? 8:35 PM Dec 9th from txt
  8. There's only one thing that i know how to do well. And i've often been told that you only can do what you Know how to do well. 12:45 PM Dec 7th from txt
  9. Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius. 9:04 AM Dec 7th from web
  10. I can't hit the deaf guy. 10:29 PM Dec 5th from txt
  11. 3 trailer park girls 8:57 PM Dec 5th from txt
  12. Well let's switch to whiskey then twitterverse. 7:54 PM Dec 5th from txt
  13. 3 trailer park girls. 7:04 PM Dec 5th from txt
  14. Then they switched me to plastic glasses 6:51 PM Dec 5th from txt
  15. Just had a manager take my silverware away. 5:50 PM Dec 5th from txt
  16. Tim tebow gonna cry? 4:40 PM Dec 5th from txt
  17. Do i really need to sit through voice acting credits for the italian version of a video game that won't let me play in italian? 9:50 PM Dec 4th from txt
  18. Wants to get crunked up. 1:23 PM Dec 4th from txt
  19. Broken internet makes me a sad panda. 12:38 PM Dec 2nd from txt
  20. Cramming 800 people in a hallway to get swine flu vaccinations seems like a good way to spread swine flu. 10:51 AM Dec 2nd from txt