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Yeldarb_

  1. And I'm floating in the most ah peculiar way
  2. Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
  3. Anyone else turned on by the black prophet chick in pirates of the Caribbean?
  4. Obviously youtube.com/watch?v=3CquMO…
  5. I like to think a banana screams bloody murder when I peel the skin so I do it slowly so the other fruit know I'm not fucking around.
  6. I'm at The Honey Farm on Brodeo Drive (Washington, Dc) 4sq.com/LiFHVs
  7. I'm killin this dangerfield act
  8. @StevieDanielle no. But I do an awesome impression
  9. I'm talking like Rodney Dangerfield the rest of the night.
  10. I'm at Outback Steakhouse (Clifton, VA) 4sq.com/LmjvJS
  11. I'm at Barretts Hurting (Centreville, VA) 4sq.com/L4XMUL
  12. The last time I had the apt to myself I slide out in my undies like Tom Cruise in Risky Business and blew my hammy out.
  13. It's time for me to make a break for it. Wish me luck, if I don't come back, tell the world I never really saw Lion King.
  14. I'm about to scale out the 5th story window and slip out unnoticed.
  15. Is anyone else confused at what Jenny died from in Forrest Gump? I'm going with Syphilis.
  16. @taryn_lizbeth You watch your mouth when you speak of us IT persons!
  17. Honestly I just wanted to say pull your head out of your ass. You don't really get a chance to use that gem very often.
  18. I'll punch a tornado right in the dick. No whirlwind is coming around these parts, so pull your head out of your ass.
  19. Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice.
  20. I've finished the internet.