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I like to think a banana screams bloody murder when I peel the skin so I do it slowly so the other fruit know I'm not fucking around.about 15 hours agovia TweetCaster for iOS
The last time I had the apt to myself I slide out in my undies like Tom Cruise in Risky Business and blew my hammy out.1:38 PM Jun 1stvia Twitter for iPhone
It's time for me to make a break for it. Wish me luck, if I don't come back, tell the world I never really saw Lion King.1:33 PM Jun 1stvia web
I'm about to scale out the 5th story window and slip out unnoticed.1:27 PM Jun 1stvia web
Is anyone else confused at what Jenny died from in Forrest Gump? I'm going with Syphilis.1:24 PM Jun 1stvia web