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Yayaa

  1. I'm getting really good at telling the gay boys apart from the straight ones. If he's kissing another guy, I'm pretty sure he's not into me.
  2. I would be o.k. with someone substituting the Turkey with buffalo wings. Seriously. (Why can't I stop thinking about them? I'm scared.)
  3. Pole dancing lessons @dannisaur ? I know college is hard, but don't give up so easily.
  4. According to the adult in me, I'm not allowed to eat chocolate anymore. Too bad there has been a terrible accident & that adult is missing.
  5. Grandma just told me she found me a nice boy. There's only one catch...we might be related. She does mean well.
  6. Umm the Droid is going for $120....and this just sealed the deal. Don't make me regret this marriage Verizon.
  7. HAPPY BIRTHDAY @girlmonkey !!!! In honor of your birthday I'm heading out to Best Buy right now to buy myself an Android. =)
  8. The worst part of exercising in front of a mirror is realizing how pale you are and thus stopping to put lip gloss on..and what was I doing?
  9. It's all about giving and receiving. #ThanksgivingEuphemisms
  10. Sometimes a tiny voice inside of me says, 'Maybe you should give the pervert a chance. He's not THAT pervy.'
  11. The Gap's fashions suffer from Déjà vu. Year after year.
  12. Umm, I ate buffalo wings again. WHAT A SURPRISE. THIS IS HOW I WILL DIE.
  13. My people don't understand the meaning of keep your English to Spanish translations during a movie to a minimum...or at zero.
  14. You can learn a lot about yourself by playing poker. For example, I just learned that I'm a loser.
  15. God I hope that was a piece of cheese on my shirt.
  16. I own Victoria Secret lip gloss because one day I went into the store and it was the cheapest thing I could buy.
  17. Inherent evil in the form of waking me the fuck up.
  18. You forgot @Hickchick386, to give credit to @ImAVeronica for HER funny tweet.Your account could be suspended if you don't delete. MORALS.
  19. Lady Gaga you said it, this is a 'Bad Romance' and I don't want to be friends.
  20. I have a really hard time watching the show I want to go on Amazing Race because JESUS.CHRIST WHAT.ARE.YOU.DOING GET.MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!