Yayaa
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Wow, I haven't had a long island iced tea since the last time I got pregnant.
about 6 hours ago
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Is the second half of Sarah Palin's book blank?
about 9 hours ago
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""Having murderous thoughts.""
about 10 hours ago
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@ PENIS
[Please put me on TV]
about 11 hours ago
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@ I can identify with the Little Mermaid because all my problems stem from one physical component too - my vagina.
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to mayafish
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Sometimes you hear adults talking and sometimes you hear my dad, "If we're eating soup today and tomorrow, we don't have to wash dishes."
about 15 hours ago
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I didn't just trip over myself and fall on my arse while taking my pants off. No, I'm never wearing pants again. Yes, my bum is numb.
5:56 PM Nov 15th
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@ Pants are for poopy faces.
2:42 PM Nov 15th
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in reply to MsHiss
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I've learned something. You can throw a chicken bouillon in A LOT of things and suddenly it's edible again.
2:07 PM Nov 15th
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@ You left your Bengay® at the bar last night. Hope it wasn't a painful walk home.
9:40 AM Nov 15th
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in reply to davegorum
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No, I've never watched M*A*S*H because I'm not an old white guy and also, you'd get shot in Harlem for watching it.
9:20 AM Nov 15th
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I should go to church today.What's the worst that can happen? Besides the pastor announcing from the pulpit,"Alas, the sinner has returned."
7:31 AM Nov 15th
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Let it be known across the land that today I don't want to shoot anyone in the face.Let your children tell stories of this day with rejoice.
7:03 AM Nov 15th
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Sigh.
12:49 AM Nov 15th
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This sweet sixteen could use more booze and strippers. Uncle Tito ain't cutting it.
3:41 PM Nov 14th
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I haven't passed that stage where I know I can finally do whatever I want, except that it isn't conducive to living past the age of 35.
2:14 PM Nov 14th
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Eating hot wings three times in an eight day span is apparently, way too many times. I risked it all for happiness and I lost.
11:06 AM Nov 14th
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@ @ I should've asked you gals before I left the house.
8:05 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to sandwichpolice
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Since I wasn't feeling so well, I went out and bought me a new coat. Why isn't this fever and headache gone? I am so confused.
7:54 PM Nov 13th
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This blanket needs more arms.
6:34 PM Nov 13th
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