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  1. Me, I am in the presence of the BEST looking men in the world. Yes. Me. Lucky.
  2. Insomnia. Ugh. But watching Glee on TiVo. That cast is so awesome! Yay Glee! Yay TiVo. (:
  3. @zibbyloo Yes, I'm very fancy today. Hee hee!
  4. I feel ya. Double UGH! @zibbyloo.
  5. RT @zibbyloo: Ugh!
  6. Advice I overheard today: Go commando. And don't step on your dick.
  7. After voir-dire the defense let me go without giving a reason. I guess I just wasn't the shrinking violet he thought I was.
  8. @mitaliperkins Oh, that's wonderful! He's a good fish, that Alex. (-:
  9. It seems that even if u burn 600 calories on 40 min. @ the gym, you STILL have to show up for jury duty! That ain't right.
  10. What does 1 do if 1 is irrevocably in love? It's a real question! What does 1 do? And if it's not reciprocated, does that mean one's SOL?
  11. Hopwood DePree is true blue. Salt of the Earth. I love that man. Xxoo
  12. I tried to play the celebrity card to get out of jury duty today. Judge said, "I've never heard of you. See you tomorrow at 10." Niiice.
  13. Breaking news: Plastic knitting needles sailed past security at jury duty today. Woohoo!
  14. You still can't get milk from the hardware store.
  15. Why do u suppose someone would ask a person to lunch and then make no effort to converse?
  16. Ow.
  17. It's Halloween. I should have known the gym in Saugatuck would be packed w/ perfectly fit gay men. And me with my cheese-popcorn belly. Oy.
  18. Froberg to YS: Yeardley, don't lead! (re: dancing). Funniest thing I've heard in ages!! Funny and accurate.
  19. Ooof. My fourth chakra hurts today.
  20. Had a phenomenal reading/book signing yesterday in Holland, MI. Such wonderful people & for a good cause. Really fun!