Yardboy
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Wow, someone taught a stick to walk.
about 2 hours ago
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We're almost done, send out all the girls with itty-bitty's.
about 2 hours ago
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You know, if you open your mouth wide like that when you try to blow someone a kiss, you're actually blowing them a blowjob.
about 2 hours ago
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Okay, we're gonna have a bunch of half-naked women on stage. What can we do to class it up? A choir? Yeah, get a choir.
about 2 hours ago
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"The time honered tradition of receiving a knobber whilst taking a dumple stiltskin."
about 3 hours ago
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"She's great, but I'm gonna rock it even harder." A model, talking about walking. Yeah, WALKING.
about 3 hours ago
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Boy, he bounced her down into that split so hard I think she stuck to the floor.
about 3 hours ago
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@ Change that fourth word and it's a pretty funny tweet.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to lurkey
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Is it in the contract that every female dancer on SYTYCD has to do a full spread hoochie shot direct at the camera once per episode?
about 3 hours ago
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Simpsons humor: "This brand new $300 million stadium was completed one short week ago. And it's scheduled for demolition early next month."
about 5 hours ago
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I just nominated Dropbox for the Best Internet Application Crunchie! Nominate here:
about 16 hours ago
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@ You married up.
7:44 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to adam_lowe
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I really would've preferred Randy Moss to get those extra few yards for the TD. DAMMIT.
7:31 PM Nov 30th
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@ Uh.... woops?
4:07 AM Nov 30th
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in reply to jdg
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Check out this linebacker demolishing a running back in the latter half of this video. Did I mention these kids are 6?
4:05 AM Nov 30th
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So disappointed in tonight's Amazing Race results. The Globetrotters were my favorites, and I can't friggin' stand the brothers.
6:29 PM Nov 29th
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"Being a college student money is always an issue..." So of course you'll get a Ford Escape Hybrid, which invoices for a minimum $28k. FAIL.
1:19 PM Nov 29th
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Good news for poker players, Fed Reserve and Treasury delay implementation of UIGEA for six months.
12:59 PM Nov 29th
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Set your TIVO for the new blockbuster show "Fertile Little Tattooed Pageant Parents Who Enjoy Baking".
7:37 AM Nov 29th
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@ Wife and I had that problem once. We went to the shooting range then stopped off for a beer in what turned out to be a lesbian bar. FTW!
10:51 AM Nov 28th
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- Name Yardboy
- Location Jacksonville, FL
- Web http://b.holyjeeb.us
- Bio An adorably clear chap, but hardly a capable acorn.
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