YangMetalDog
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Day 1 of potty training. Not going so well. There is some disconnect between peeing in the potty instead of the pants.
10:43 AM Nov 25th
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Watching a documentary about heavy metal with my 2y/o daughter while eating cheese nips. I'm either the coolest dad or the worst.
3:59 PM Nov 14th
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@ True. She got a wooden train set and not since the N64 kid have I seen a child shit that large a brick for a gift.
8:32 PM Nov 8th
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@ You'd think so ;) I'd love to have had us for parents - at least no one would have been an alky and abuser!
8:29 PM Nov 8th
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It was my daughter's 2yr old prty today. No one showed up. I know my wife and I have no friends, but I thought Boo did. Worst parents ever.
7:51 PM Nov 8th
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Met Robert Englund tonight. Very cool guy. Intelligent.
11:05 PM Oct 15th
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I want a Keytar, red leather jacket with studs, and feathered hair wig so I can play the theme to Beverly Hills Cop in front of a huge fan.
9:41 AM Oct 15th
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Did the Raiders forget they were playing football? Great Googlymoogly - They've reached new levels of suck.
12:41 PM Oct 11th
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Teleprompter jokes! LOL! You Neo-Cons are so predictable! Go ahead, tell us how this is a BAD thing for America!
2:04 PM Oct 9th
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Your pain is music to my ears, wingnuts. It's like a lullaby of hatred.
11:51 AM Oct 9th
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The neo-con butthurt from Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize makes me happy.
8:50 AM Oct 9th
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@ It's a slow build, you know? You think you're chatting, and before you know it it's personal. I need to stop before that line.
7:26 PM Oct 2nd
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Can I hire someone to stop me before I get involved in a message board argument? Because I need to.
2:25 PM Oct 2nd
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@ Gee, I hope you're right. Although, if it isn't, and you get angry, will you turn red?
11:57 PM Sep 22nd
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@ Yep, that's me. :)
10:56 AM Sep 19th
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A giant shark just jumped out of the ocean and ate a plane. For no discernible reason. This movie is awesome. Mega Shark vs GIant Octopus.
11:12 PM Sep 5th
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Watching "My Neighbor Totoro". When the little girl on the screen starts yelling "Mei! Mei!", my daughter does it too. I'm so proud! :)
12:56 PM Sep 5th
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So, Little Girl is on her new potty. She likes it. She isn't using it yet, but she has no problem sitting on it.
8:10 PM Sep 1st
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@ Ween are fantastic live.
8:09 PM Sep 1st
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Why did Lucio Fulci hate eyeballs?
2:27 AM Aug 31st
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