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  1. Oh. But hey - I could do it backwards. And then my acronym would be... WRAS backwards. [obligatory rimshot]
  2. I need a better acronym. SARW kinda sucks.
  3. I showed my dear husband what I have in mind for my next painting. His response? "This looks like a job for... Super Anal Retentive Woman!"
  4. So much of the internet is devoted to bickering and self-aggrandizement. Not sure why I even bother to look. Oh-right. Shopping & voyeurism.
  5. Can't stop haikuing/ Sort of like norovirus/ With words and phrases #haiku
  6. Guys with foofy hair/ Wearing backwards baseball hats/ Look silly. Sorry. #haiku
  7. Tweeting bad haikus/ A combo bonus score for/ Wasting space and time #haiku
  8. I should see a shrink/ About my "mother issues"/ Tweeting is cheaper. #haiku
  9. Hmm-poetry. I LOVE poetry. Once upon a time I was a poetry-besotted English major (before realizing science pays rent). Poetry relaxes me.
  10. Ok. Clearly I need to chill. Yoga. Meditation. Prayer. But if I hear "Lay off the coffee, chica," 1 more time I may have to kill someone.
  11. Who said "90% of success is just showing up"? Certainly not my mother. I tell myself my kids're better off this way-I'm not bitter. Really.
  12. Sometimes the best diet plan is just, "Nah, it's too much effort to get what I want." Twitter or otherwise. Broadly applicable.
  13. http://twitpic.com/a9yti - I just made a Find-A-Bee for the kids. The shellac is drying. How to play Hide-N-Seek in a small place--solved.
  14. http://twitpic.com/a2vm9 r-p-o-p-h-e-s-s-a-g-r We visited her 4 a week at the store. The kids whispered "Ev" to no avail. We named her Ozma.
  15. I once set my mom's ID on my phone to Ride of the Valkries. She found out-German opera may be deep & does the job, but makes an awful mess.
  16. It was SO hard not to cull the SIL who brought a humidifier to the beach & fears "death rays" emitted by microwave ovens-I deserve dessert.
  17. I escaped Cambria w/o murdering a family member-sparing the world fodder 4 another potboiler. Celebrating w/a fabulous Sebastian's sandwich.
  18. I love Hearst Castle. And not just because it has the best cell phone service in the area.
  19. I really love Highway 1. Except that it makes me want to throw up.
  20. (Order is unimportant as long as it fits.)