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  1. Jim Leyland's wife was going to host an All-Star Game party but he requested a nice, peaceful night at home. Translation: he wants to do it.
  2. USA was Eliminated By Croatia In Davis Cup Quarters. This is utterly shocking news to those who had no idea the Davis Cup was even going on.
  3. Remember how people were mad when Stallworth got 30 days in jail for DUI manslaughter? He was released after serving 24 days. 3-day weekend!
  4. ESPN is creating a UK-based channel. If "First Take" ends up on the schedule, this could destroy the NATO alliance.
  5. Toronto Argos receiver Arland Bruce decided he'd pay tribute to Michael Jackson after his first TD by taking off his pads and playing dead.
  6. Bon Jovi & fellow owners are working to keep the AFL going but chances of survival are 50%. Also the CFL kicks off tonight Happy Canada Day!
  7. Despite claims Mike Krzyzewski said he won't be Phil Jackson's "heir apparent." But Kobe can come be Duke's third scholarship guard anytime.
  8. Rocky Lockridge was a world featherweight champion in the 80s & is in the NJ Boxing HOF. Now he's homeless don't ever become a fighter kids.
  9. Rubio may stay in Europe, says father. My Spanish is a little rusty, but I do believe this translates to, "Fuck Minnesota & Donnie Walsh."
  10. Obama is the 1st president to attend an All-Star Game since Ford but only the 3rd White Sox fan to get drunk & beat up a first base coach.
  11. The US shocked the world ending Spain's 35-match unbeaten streak with a 2-0 shutout of the #1 team. Put that in your vuvuzela and blow on it
  12. Gov Mark Sanford confesses to cheating on his wife. Aides said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail maybe they meant humping Argentinean tail
  13. Bernie Kosar proves to be a better QB than businessman. Kosar has filed for bankruptcy after investments landed him in $19 million in debt.
  14. Roger Clemens answered questions from Houston readers about his "situation." Oh & he signs off with "Peace In the Middle East." Like Diddy.
  15. The Wall Street Journal has discovered that only 26 MLB players & managers, have 4-year college degrees, & only 3 of those know how to add.
  16. The UFL Draft is tonight. No one knows the rules & results won't be announced, & no one knows when the season starts. Catch the fever!
  17. A vet has been banned from Philadelphia Park track for euthanizing a horse by shooting it in the head. Hey that's how they roll in Philly.
  18. LeBron & some friends visited Barack Obama Monday. I know he is busy, but doesn't he have aides to tell him the Lakers won the NBA title?
  19. Pittsburgh's troubles are over now that the city has a third Stanley Cup championship. Detroit sadly will be boarded up & shipped to Borneo.
  20. @Jai_Eugene Heard anything yet?