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  1. WANTED: Trumpet player who will perform TAPS at my TiVo's funeral. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
  2. Tickle MY Elmo #OtherMisfitToys about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Co-Worker: You know what drives my wife crazy? Me: You? I’m beginning to understand why they ask me to work from home more often. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. Well, that's MY Philosophy... ♫ http://blip.fm/~h524o about 5 hours ago from Blip.fm
  5. @redgita I'd have probably screwed that up too. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to redgita
  6. Aaand I get the lazy Tweet of the day award. Also, thank you @redgita for politley saying RTFM. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. Question: How long does a converted TinyURL remain persistent? about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. RT @Haunshaul: I don't have a problem with midgets. We just don't see eye to eye. - That's my boy! about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. @DadsUpLate Hey, whaddya know? You're right....asshole. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to DadsUpLate
  10. @FormerPolice I just hope they are able to track down everyone who tried to help him escape. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to FormerPolice
  11. I was reading Facebook this morning and I think I sprained my sense of humor. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. @TheRedKroovy I'll probably be here when you wake about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to TheRedKroovy
  13. @TheRedKroovy Hehe, just proof you need sleep. about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to TheRedKroovy
  14. @TheRedKroovy Peace about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to TheRedKroovy
  15. @TheRedKroovy Ugh, that sucks. about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to TheRedKroovy
  16. @TheRedKroovy How so? about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to TheRedKroovy
  17. @AClkwrkStarfish Oh whew. That was a close one. about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to AClkwrkStarfish
  18. @JabeeD http://bit.ly/2ty6BF about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to JabeeD
  19. @AClkwrkStarfish Whoa, whoa, WHOA...unfollow. about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to AClkwrkStarfish
  20. My other car is your mom. That’s been done before? Did I mention my other car is also a train? about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck