Xtina_Alexandra
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On any given day, 95% of what I say is inappropriate.
about 7 hours ago
via web
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Everything sunny all the time always
9:10 PM May 27th
via web
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You know it's going to be a great story when it starts off with " So this bitch...."
10:03 AM May 19th
via web
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Everything happens for a reason but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.
9:24 AM May 8th
via web
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You're looking at me, but I'm looking through you.
2:48 PM May 6th
via web
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I wish there was an app that located all the pinatas in your vicinity.
10:22 AM May 5th
via web
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I whip my hair back and forth, because I'm white, and I'm a bitch.
7:44 AM Apr 26th
via web
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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
7:43 AM Apr 26th
via web
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7:24 PM Apr 10th
via web
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Normal Person Flirting: "Hey, babe(: what's goin on?" Me Flirting: "Your face. I like that shit."
12:16 PM Apr 8th
via Buffer
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: "Jim's whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe."
8:35 PM Apr 7th
via web
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So he has a girlfriend. Next time I'll bring lipgloss to give to his girlfriend. that should make things easy. @ @
9:00 PM Apr 7th
via web
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Someone tell the Easter bunny that I like my eggs unfertilized.
8:36 PM Apr 7th
via web
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is people falling on the street when they;re wasted
8:57 PM Apr 7th
via web
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If you have a choice between me and her, choose her because if you really loved me there wouldnt be a choice.
1:00 PM Apr 7th
via LaterBro.com
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If you have a dream, you gotta go on a to fulfill that .
8:50 PM Apr 7th
via web
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Today, I won't wear pants all day. That's how I celebrate Easter weekend.
1:36 PM Apr 7th
via web
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Nothing is more permanent than temporariness
2:12 PM Apr 6th
via web
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winners never quit and quitters never win
2:11 PM Apr 6th
via web
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You think that the Easter Bunny is ashamed of Playboy Bunnies?
11:13 AM Apr 6th
via web
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- Name Christina Alexandra
- Location New York, New York
- Web http://www.facebo...
- Bio I do it all. Well, almost.
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