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Xrkclyde93

  1. Neil Lennon in April: "We can win the Champions League". Neil Lennon in May: "We're signing Keith Andrews." Fail. #Celtic
  2. Everything to do with Hamilton Accies. Particularly the pretence that they're a big club because they were in the SPL for 2 years. #badjokes
  3. @snapimposter Glad to hear it :)
  4. The most powerful front page I've ever seen: RT @Daveyboy89: The Times - "The tipping point" #Syria twitpic.com/9qqmp4
  5. My step-brother having a casual chat with Betfred's customer service guy. Amazing: yfrog.com/nzherxszj
  6. What is Bilbo Baggins' favourite part of the cooker? The hob bit. #badjokes
  7. Who is the president at the zoo? Barack O'Llama. #badjokes
  8. Did you hear about the farmer's funeral? There was a big turnip. #badjokes
  9. What's yellow and floats through walls? Casper the Friendly Banana. #badjokes
  10. What does a guy with two left feet wear to the beach? Flip flips. #badjokes
  11. @stuart2412 If I hear 'burn baby burn' one more time, I'm probably going to kill everyone.
  12. Who wants to see @KyleArbuckle with a condom on his head? Anyone? Anyone at all? (cc: @rossneil123 @gclocherty) twitvid.com/SL7N7
  13. The bad thing about having a dancer as a girlfriend is that, in the last hour alone, I've had to listen to Disco Inferno 28 TIMES (29 now).
  14. I may be late to the party here, but Nicki Minaj's arse could smother a group of small children if she didn't look where she was going.
  15. If Kagawa does indeed go to Man Utd, it's good that Fergie has finally realised that they just aren't good enough in the centre of the park.
  16. Fed up with #Rangers They broke the rules, they should be punished - and demoted - to play Clyde - to give us money. (Agenda? What agenda?)
  17. Little Mix won Best Girlband ahead of The Saturdays. Now there's a Twitter war between their fans. Cringeworthy but brilliant entertainment.
  18. Twitter for iPad actually offends me when it shows accounts 'similar to me' and it's a bunch of fucking cretins that I actively dislike.
  19. Finally updating my iPad. I guarantee I'll lose everything. I always bloody do.
  20. Interesting to watch Ross Kemp in Poland then last night's Panorama. It just shows that awarding them the Euros has changed NOTHING.