XerxesTwitt
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Thought id never ve a victim of ring of death, well the shipment is on its way now
7:42 AM Dec 7th
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modern day pirates running their own stockexchange hilarious thx-to @
9:28 AM Dec 5th
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@ i think that shaadi online profile is def you... too much of a coincidence that guy also lived in all the same places as you
9:01 PM Dec 2nd
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in reply to sameeryousuf
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mustache is not helping, still getting emails from the Women's Networking Group at work, looks like they got tickets for wizards v heat game
8:56 PM Dec 2nd
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didn't see this coming ...
6:48 AM Dec 2nd
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@ @ thanks for that marketing.... the kids need all the help they can get,
8:48 AM Nov 28th
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in reply to adnan104
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if the stache ( on my face isn't embarrassing enough, now i'm even getting beat by my sister in the p90x workout
8:18 PM Nov 26th
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subjecting to public humiliation and private doubt, but the power of the stache can do much good, help
11:12 PM Nov 24th
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@ nothing can ever go wrong with the way you roll homie..continue to make your own destiny
11:45 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to uzhussain
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@ i feel that way about every record you guys put out, it's gets stranger and stranger. the more you listen, the more it grows on you
11:43 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to MBDband
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in Missouri, it's illegal to put a yard sale sign in your front yard
6:52 AM Nov 17th
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RT Free Medium Papa John's Cheese Pizza
4:40 PM Nov 16th
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@ crapppp finally getting on twitter after weeks of no show, but looks like i may have contributed to your sugar being high now
4:37 PM Nov 16th
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in reply to sameeryousuf
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Hawaii is the safest while Virgina is the most dangerous state to hit a dear....one in every 37 people will hit a dear in the next 12mths
9:33 PM Oct 26th
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bizarre that something designed to protect can cause an harmful reaction instead....
7:40 PM Oct 22nd
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@ @ @ there's gonna be maaad barqaaat in chicago....soon, very soon..... smilin like a pillsbury doughboy
4:56 AM Oct 21st
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in reply to adnan104
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in an Alaska state law, it's illegal to wake up a sleeping bear to take a pic
4:54 AM Oct 21st
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- Fresh Prince of the-Air
8:11 PM Oct 17th
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In Lee County Alabama its illegal to sell peanuts after sunset
5:35 PM Oct 15th
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gdatda
7:17 PM Sep 24th
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