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  1. Thought id never ve a victim of ring of death, well the shipment is on its way now
  2. modern day pirates running their own stockexchange hilarious http://bit.ly/8r3SI0 thx-to @JacMohnson
  3. @sameeryousuf i think that shaadi online profile is def you... too much of a coincidence that guy also lived in all the same places as you
  4. mustache is not helping, still getting emails from the Women's Networking Group at work, looks like they got tickets for wizards v heat game
  5. didn't see this coming ... http://www.tackfilm.se/en/?id=1259764866515RA89
  6. @adnan104 @sameeryousuf thanks for that marketing.... the kids need all the help they can get, http://is.gd/53DNn
  7. if the stache (http://tinyurl.com/y97kuh8) on my face isn't embarrassing enough, now i'm even getting beat by my sister in the p90x workout
  8. subjecting to public humiliation and private doubt, but the power of the stache can do much good, help http://www.firstgiving.com/hoboninja
  9. @uzhussain nothing can ever go wrong with the way you roll homie..continue to make your own destiny
  10. @MBDband i feel that way about every record you guys put out, it's gets stranger and stranger. the more you listen, the more it grows on you
  11. in Missouri, it's illegal to put a yard sale sign in your front yard
  12. RT Free Medium Papa John's Cheese Pizza http://bit.ly/3Hna7N #sameeryousuf #slickdeals
  13. @sameeryousuf crapppp finally getting on twitter after weeks of no show, but looks like i may have contributed to your sugar being high now
  14. Hawaii is the safest while Virgina is the most dangerous state to hit a dear....one in every 37 people will hit a dear in the next 12mths
  15. bizarre that something designed to protect can cause an harmful reaction instead....http://bit.ly/i5hzY
  16. @adnan104 @uzhussain @Saniak there's gonna be maaad barqaaat in chicago....soon, very soon..... smilin like a pillsbury doughboy
  17. in an Alaska state law, it's illegal to wake up a sleeping bear to take a pic
  18. http://twitpic.com/lz56w - Fresh Prince of the-Air
  19. In Lee County Alabama its illegal to sell peanuts after sunset
  20. gdatda