Profile_bird

Hey there! Xanthochroid is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving Xanthochroid's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

Xanthochroid

  1. My previous remarks are stricken from the record. Sleeplessness has impaired my judgment.
  2. "You schmuck. Do you really think I'd be stupid enough to kill myself?" Kill myself...?
  3. @slowsoul: You're the night runner. Is that like the Night Ranger? Four in the Morning (I Can't Take Anymore).
  4. I hate you, Pos-T-Vac and Pos-T-Vac commercial. I hate you both so good.
  5. @slowsoul: I know, it's this night owlness is some sort of atrocious affliction
  6. Yargh, I have to get up at 7am... why am I still awake?
  7. @tsbiggles: Did you save your tooth for me? From it I shall fashion a pendant with which you can summon cavity hobgoblins under your thrall.
  8. Julia's singing Most Wonderful Time of the Year like Johnny Mathis sounds like Nico. She doesn't believe me, but my ears do not deceive.
  9. Continuing with the Gregory Maguire kick, I started Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister. Julia loved it. Perhaps I will love it too.
  10. @rebecjes: Are you alright? Do you need shock treatment?
  11. @slowsoul: Thirty is creeping up like some sinister specter hell-bent on making us feel old and out of place in society.
  12. The Thanksgiving leftovers are dwindling down to a few scoops of this and a few scraps of that. Sigh.
  13. @DGizzySlave: Yes! Marvel vs. Capcom 2 is vastly superior. Only there can you feel my Cable, Iron Man, Baby Bonnie Hood mega death squad!
  14. Man, I've gotta stop taking pinches of salt from the bottom of the pretzel box and eating it. That can't be good for me. But it's so salty!
  15. @Matimal: Are the mustaches dancing?
  16. @tsbiggles: Did you catch this vocal virtuoso's name? This baron of beatboxing? This mouth maven?
  17. @x_mel1: A heated umbrella is a fantastic idea. I found heated patio umbrellas on Google, but not a pedestrian type. You ought to patent it!
  18. @Matimal and @tsbiggles: Having fun is forbidden, so stop it.
  19. @joekv: Whoa whoa whoa... like a corn dog with egg nog batter? I think I just got a rodney.
  20. @joekv: My wife won't watch Good Eats with me because of his lethal trivia. I think he's great. I wanna give him a hug.