Xalior
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blonde teen-chavette 1: "Speak up. I've got headphones in, remember?" blonde teen-non-chavette 2: "Then take them out you stupid idiot"
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41 minutes ago
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RT: @ "raining Christmas Spirit" - genius!
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to Moniker42
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has lost the ability to use most his fingers. Thumbtyping ahoy!
about 1 hour ago
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@ no-one is ever impressed by fixes like that - change the colour of the output, however, and you're hailed as a god. Users are gits.
about 23 hours ago
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's evening will involve loud noises and breaking beans into tiny pieces with much joy and tastegasms.
about 23 hours ago
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@ did not think you could drink coffee....
about 23 hours ago
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is doing the schmoke and a pancake thing for dinner. Dutch style (big and flat, not small and fat) with apple slices and (skinny) bacon. Nom
1:22 PM Dec 14th
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is thinking if this fog gets any worse he'll not be able to see the end of his nose...
1:39 AM Dec 13th
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has crawled from the sleepy hole he spent the day in - to eat a meal based on garlic and watch TV based upon Vampires. Something wrong here.
1:20 PM Dec 12th
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RT:@ Recycle Xmas card envelopes seal&send to freepost address "British Heritage, Freepost" Each costs BNP 42p (via @)
1:13 AM Dec 10th
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is completely unable to function. Medical Magical Pig Problem. There is bacon and black pudding in my future, probably with a bucket of tea.
12:45 AM Dec 9th
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may have to fire @ if he feeds him any more of that Chilli and Cheese Pringle shit. Made of shaved verruca, rubbed in armpits. *gak*
7:01 AM Dec 8th
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is home from @'s housewarming - matched everyone drink for drink; so, it must be laundry time....
9:20 PM Dec 5th
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is so drunk he can't count his head and so lost he can't find 3G -- it must be @'s housewarming ;-D
4:34 PM Dec 5th
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@ we're getting a taxi up in a bit, you're welcome to hit here first and share if you want?
10:20 AM Dec 5th
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in reply to chrisnicolson
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spent too long finding and fighting a django/python interaction "edgecase" nonbug in someone elses code, now sipping sherry and prepartyprep
10:16 AM Dec 5th
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@ It's better than the magic, but I hate wireless mice - the only one in my life controls a 50inch plasma several mtrs from sofa :)
5:54 AM Dec 5th
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in reply to ananelson
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@ if it came with a wire I'd have swapped all my mice for it already, TBH. The magic and the sticky ball seriously pisses me off :(
5:47 AM Dec 5th
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in reply to ananelson
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@ All 8 speakers are stuck on 11. Hahahaha. :)
5:32 AM Dec 5th
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in reply to ananelson
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sorry Neighbours, it's stuck that loud, honest. It's not my fault it is Tannoy speakers. Oh, actually, it is. All of it. Sod of, it's w/end!
5:31 AM Dec 5th
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