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XIANITY

  1. SPORTS: Peyton Manning offically changes name to Barabas. 10:15 AM Mar 19th via web
  2. TELEVISION: Turns out the new "Getting Baked with Pat" feature on the 700 Club isn't actually about cooking. 10:27 AM Mar 8th via web
  3. THEOLOGY: Scholars split on whether God is glorified by the increased consumption of Filet-O-Fish sandwiches during Lent. 2:41 PM Feb 22nd via web
  4. SPORTS: Satan baffled by "Linsanity", wonders what ever happened to good old "Sinsanity". 12:59 PM Feb 21st via web
  5. LOCAL: Deceased writer of church sign slogans to be replaced by giant inflatable gorilla. 4:55 AM Feb 19th via web
  6. SOCIAL MEDIA: Facebook users dismayed as God posts His "What I Know You Actually Do" photo collage. 8:34 AM Feb 15th via web
  7. VALENTINE'S DAY: So glad John 3:16 doesn't read "God so loved the world He sent a box of chocalates and a dozen roses" 1:06 PM Feb 14th via web
  8. SUPERBOWL: Giants Win, Philistines Celebrate. 5:41 AM Feb 6th via web
  9. LOCAL: Area man moves inevitably from “Young, Restless, and Reformed” to “Old, Irascible, and Immovable” 6:10 AM Feb 4th via web
  10. TELEVISION: After watching "The Bachelor", God looking for any reason not to destroy the earth right now. 5:57 PM Jan 30th via web
  11. PEOPLE: Pastor @EdYoung Jr. kicks-off next "Bed-in" today, but instead of 24hrs in bed, its a lifetime in a pile of money. 7:27 AM Jan 28th via web
  12. POLITICS: Voters starting to suspect Republican candidates & Obama are a big part of God's plan to get us to hope in Him. 5:24 AM Jan 27th via web
  13. MOVIES: Spoiler, "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close" isn't about sitting in the front pew during a Jesse Duplantis sermon. 8:06 AM Jan 24th via web
  14. SPORTS: Giants win, theologians drop problem of evil all together; now pondering how do you solve a problem like Maria. 8:11 PM Jan 22nd via web
  15. SPORTS: With Patriots victory, theologians more perplexed than ever on the problem of evil. 6:57 PM Jan 22nd via web
  16. MIRACLES: Newt, come forth. 4:54 PM Jan 21st via web
  17. VIRAL VIDEO: Jefferson Bethke confused as latest YouTube rant gets little traction "Why I Hate Coffee, But Love Scones" 7:24 AM Jan 21st via web
  18. HISTORY: After years in the field, Emergent Church archaeologist finally locates remains of earliest known conversation. 8:41 PM Jan 19th via web
  19. BLACKOUT: Say no to piracy & no to #SOPA #PIPA bit.ly/yOPxF5 Also, say no to Papyrus font in your church newsletter. 7:49 AM Jan 18th via web
  20. CRIME: Area Pentecostal preacher suspected of slaying multiple people in the spirit. 1:41 PM Jan 17th via web