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  1. @Derek_Mears re: #1stdraftmovielines - that, sir, was funny!
  2. Expecting acceptance is #unacceptable except when excepting acceptance expectance.
  3. #1stdraftmovielines Honestly, Scarlett, well, if you wanna.
  4. @theguild Even your MIND is a collective? theguild = theborg
  5. @sandeepparikh I think she's confused. Weren't the Inple Nipples the diminutive assistants of Willy Wonka? Inple Nipple dimpledeedah...
  6. @michaelpboatman RT from @egspoony @Syfy's Warehouse 13 pilot is currently free on iTunes. GET IT!
  7. @paulandstorm My dream with the snowshoe-wearing centaur that shoots pez from its neck whilst quoting my mother? Hope it remains unrealized.
  8. @theleroysmith Manny, you are the oar that stirs the Leroy Smith experience, creating a whirlpool of opportunity in a sea of mortality.
  9. #touchedbyanangelspinoffs "Touched by an Angler", "Touched by Charlie's Angels," "Touched by a Truncheon," and "Touched by the Dutch."
  10. I think it means something different when a warforged wrenches his ankle.
  11. This week on "Touched by a Dalek," the Dalek teaches guest star @worldofhiglet a very important life lesson: don't touch a Dalek.
  12. @worldofhiglet I'm a huge fan of "Touched by a Dalek" starring Roma Downey and EXTERMINATE!!!
  13. @feliciaday Fake firing initiated the Feliciaclypse #feliciadayrumors.
  14. If everythings on a four-dimensional grid, which it is, how many layers until I finally get to the Library of Infinite Lunchboxes?
  15. @Yosoymonic I knew that, I was actually spoofing the world headquarters of @egspoony
  16. What??? Lebron traded to the Bay City Rollers? FINALLY!
  17. I just took the "What NKOTB Song describes you best ?" quiz and got: New Kid (on the Block) by Bare Naked Ladies. Don't Try it.
  18. #daftreboots Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but with all references to candy removed and replaced with healthy snacks. Like carrots.
  19. M&A News: Whole Foods and Best Buy merge, will cater to the grocery needs of cyborgs.
  20. It is time for the Kurtis Blow resurgence. Let it be so.