XDPaul
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@ You realize the drop spindle is what got Malificent started, don't you?
12:40 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to camytang
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Famous Jane's half-brother was the son of one of the Marx brothers who had a drinking problem. Moral: absinthe makes the Harpo Fonda.
12:35 PM Dec 17th
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@ I'd be caught flat-footed. The only shirts I own are the button-up style. Good thing you are the acting professional, not me.
12:27 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to tomlommel
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Little-known fact: Ming the Merciless was born Percy the Merciless. His agent convinced him to take a stage name.
12:26 PM Dec 17th
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@ I hope you don't get dizzy easily. I rotated your picture "right" twice. Now you are upside down!
9:26 AM Dec 15th
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in reply to ToscaLee
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RT @: Hey, me and @ did the first part of a THE LONELIEST ASTRONAUTS holiday adventure! http://theloneliestastrona
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9:24 AM Dec 15th
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I'm gonna bet the new warmouse (NOW with laser!) will make @ go insane.
9:14 AM Dec 15th
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Mr. Snow Miser gets lumped in with the cantankerous Heat Miser. Unfair. One can't execute ice-themed puns and be a jerk at the same time.
9:28 AM Dec 14th
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The One Thing You Need: not in stock. The Two Things You Didn't: on sale now!
9:22 AM Dec 14th
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I hope moon water tastes like bacon.
11:09 AM Nov 13th
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@ So you can't walk and chew gum, but you can tweet? This doesn't happen to be The Court of Public Opinion, does it?
11:08 AM Nov 13th
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in reply to KimEvey
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This has happened before in my life. I've come to yet another fork in the toaster.
11:05 AM Nov 13th
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@ and @: Any chance for Cover Girl sequel? My TP is ratted to death I love that story.
11:03 AM Nov 13th
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I swung for the fences and now my neighbors are mad and all I got was a pile of fence repair bills. I'm doing this wrong.
11:01 AM Nov 13th
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@ Re: Boxing fan...I knew you had one redeeming qualty.
3:13 PM Nov 11th
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in reply to ToscaLee
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@ I just noticed yesterday that my Cover Girl TP looks about as worn out as my 2nd DKR...what are the odds of a sequel series?
3:10 PM Nov 11th
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Heck, I don't even play WoW. I just know the Axis of Anarchy is probably behind
6:49 AM Nov 6th
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No, I'm not associated with - just geeked that all 72 icons from WoW pages can be accessed via two-double clicks.
6:48 AM Nov 6th
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@ - You just might freak out over the latest mouse for WoW and other command-intensive games:
6:35 AM Nov 6th
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If someone actually had a megawatt smile, his lips would smell like bacon.
9:58 AM Sep 25th
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- Name XDPaul
- Location Tehran
- Web http://www.strang...
- Bio Earthling. Well fed, but not terribly delicious.
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