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Wyafer

Fuck, someone has hacked into my Twitter it seems.

Wyafer Wow. Snow Cake is really entertaining. Great performances.
Wyafer Alan Rickman makes me wet.
Wyafer Oh my god. I'm addicted to going to the gym. I'm going to get really fit okay!
Wyafer What a great party! It only costs me $30 to feed 6 people. Very economical. I like having people over. It's very civillized and sociable.
Wyafer Waiting for the workmen to come refit my windows. They're bound to turn up after lunch, why the fuck did they say they'd be here at 11:30/
Wyafer I am taking the weekend off from blogging and the internet in general. I need some time to myself! Time to go to the gym. La dee da.
Wyafer Shopping with my mom. My dad gave her some fancy credit card. My phone is at Minotti's believe it or not.
Wyafer I got a new handphone for $48! Then I bumped into my parents at Kino. I wanted to by Angier's "The Canon" but I have too many unread books.
Wyafer Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I lost my cell phone. Jesus Fucking Christ. My contacts and my videos. All the cool stuff I took in London fucking gone.
Wyafer I have too much work to do. I'm going to take a breather right now, chill out, read some science porn, then go to the gym.
Wyafer I just folded all the clothes, life is more bearable when you give in to the chores and just do them. Heading off to college now!
Wyafer I started taking a metabolism booster called Xenadrine. It works. I feel hot. Literally. Like a normal person with a good metabolism.
Wyafer I had a strange dream about him. It invloved a great deal of flirting, a little bit of touching and then the both of us going our own way.
Wyafer I am listening to the choir of St George's Chapel. It's giving me the shivers.
Wyafer I screwed up the computers at school today. Mark looked slightly upset. It was a wasted day. I hate wasting time, but shit happens :(
Wyafer He drove us down the highway. He touched my hand. It was nice. Mark treated me to meatballs for dinner.
Wyafer I jilled off to three different men an hour ago. It was perculiar. I want to fuck the meaning of life.
Wyafer What if the stream of conciousness we experience throughout our lives could be recorded and search functioned.
Wyafer I am going to the gym. I so need to go to the gym.