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  1. Hans-Dieter landed on all fours on the floor of the hallway, while the light behind him exploded emitting a small darting flame.
  2. ...even before the voice could utter "Jubilations! The spirits of life hath returned tosjssbcbncs *brrtz*---*bp*----------" entirely.
  3. With a catlike movement Hans-Dieter sprang upwards an cut the lamp with his extended thumbnail from top to bottom and left to right...
  4. The blue light started to flicker. "Breakdown of bodily functions? Aid is desired? What it may be? Clinic or crematory?"
  5. Instantly the door dissolved again. "Feats accomplished? Liberated the way! Courage, on to happiness!" Hans-Dieter fell flat to the ground.
  6. Hans-Dieter moved the ears of his primary head in circles. His nostrils scented the air... Nothing stirred. Slowly he loosened his posture.
  7. [If you want to ask me questions about "Wrz the Wise" you can now do so on: http://www.formspring.me/WrzderWeise!]
  8. The voice resounded sweetly from above. Hans-Dieter remained motionless. "To stay is the wish? Indulge, relish, enjoy!" The door reappeared.
  9. He went into defense position, one hand on the Aahw, one stretched outward with the thumbnail extended."Rejoice ye all! Barriers lifted!"
  10. [Welcome new readers! The German version has around 80 by now - we'll get there ;-) Entire novel so far soon to be published on the website]
  11. Just as Hans-Dieter approached it the door faded into non-existence right in front of his eyes! Immediately the Znork backed off!
  12. Other than the mirrored doors in the "Maze of Watering Holes" the exit door was white with a blue light mounted above it.
  13. On top of all he only just had regained his confidence... After his meditational straddle he had found the exit quite quickly.
  14. Only just he had defeated the gate demon, and now this! Even more endless corridors and detestable right angles - and even more gates!
  15. "By the Triple Navel of the Great Znurk!" Hans-Dieter's outcry ventilated deepest frustration. Furiously he stomped his hooves.
  16. - - -
  17. "What a darned, darned, darned long tunnel!" Francois was short of a panic attack. Unconsciously he began to whistle the "Marseillaise".
  18. - - -
  19. "Well, you know something better?" Dint-Ah sounded piqued. Luna stared at her crosbow. "Yubou knubow vhubat... Gubo fubuck yuboursubelf..."
  20. "Ubbi dubbi, Luna, in order to camouflage our communications! ""Dint-Ah... se last time I used dat nonsense I vas in primary school..."