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  1. "Best Man Rigs Newlyweds' Bed to Tweet During Sex. Not Kidding." Real or a fake, still hilarious. http://bit.ly/6pqtlG 12:39 AM Dec 13th from web
  2. RT @askanyone: “fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.” Terrible idea. That person would be bad in bed. 11:08 PM Dec 12th from web
  3. RT @FakeAPStylebook To "impeach": to charge an elected official of a crime. To throw peaches at someone til they die is simply to "peach." 12:25 PM Dec 10th from web
  4. RT @FakeAPStylebook "Tragic" should be reserved for something unexpectedly horrifying, like your mom. 12:23 PM Dec 10th from web
  5. @ThoughtsHappen Thanks for asking! I've added a "Follow Me" link at the top of the right-hand column. 11:46 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to ThoughtsHappen
  6. RT @luckyshirt: Every time the person ahead of me at the supermarket checkout pulls out a checkbook, I fight the urge to shoot them with ... 12:40 AM Dec 9th from web
  7. The only people who ever say "trust me" are the people you can't trust. 2:38 PM Dec 5th from web
  8. "An Open Letter to Men" by Amelia Holzapfel on The Dating Papers: http://bit.ly/7zT8Ql 2:30 PM Dec 5th from web
  9. RT @kimmi8 There's a fine line between a project manager and a dominatrix. 4:56 PM Sep 24th from web
  10. Hilarious (yet useful!) instructions on getting revenge by @jillygagnon on HuffPost: http://bit.ly/17MS4Q 11:13 AM Sep 22nd from web
  11. RT @rzrachelzoe can't take yourself too seriously, this is hilarious xoRZ http://bit.ly/2rQN4 11:37 PM Sep 16th from web
  12. RT @aplusk BREAKING NEWS... Kanye West just interrupted Patrick Swayzes funeral 2 let every1 know Michael Jacksons death was better. 11:21 PM Sep 16th from web
  13. What do women want? Asked and answered! http://bit.ly/MJs48 10:31 AM Sep 8th from web
  14. Husband of Madoff's mistress is interviewed by @tracyquandotnet. Interesting perspective: http://bit.ly/4v0Heu 1:30 PM Sep 2nd from web
  15. RT @CorbisImages Win 1 of 5 Olympus cameras from @corbisimages. RT to enter. Details here: http://bit.ly/4Hgha 1:29 PM Sep 2nd from web
  16. @TheBloggess What?! Not "stabbing," "face stabbing," or "feeling all stabby"? Your fan base is clearly trending toward the déclassé! 12:56 PM Sep 1st from web in reply to TheBloggess
  17. Naomi Campbell is complicated. Random (A)Musings: People for the (Un)Ethical Self-Promotion of Mindless Models: http://bit.ly/19V4RO 12:03 PM Sep 1st from web
  18. Welcome to the Twitterverse @tracyquandotnet! 6:14 PM Aug 30th from web
  19. RT @luckyshirt Saying a product promotes weight loss when used w/ diet & exercise is like saying it grants wishes when used w/ a leprechaun. 3:15 PM Aug 30th from web
  20. RT @luckyshirt I worry that I'm really living in the future as an historical actor who is really bad at acting and can't break character. 3:01 PM Aug 30th from web