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  1. Student presentations. Apparently you can get legionnaires disease from the mist at Great Adventure. On to the next subject: halitosis! about 12 hours ago from PockeTwit
  2. @hwparty You forgot to say that Big E. Rascal added the heart. about 13 hours ago from PockeTwit
  3. Reduced rides again. Birthday jam for @suemejack, by @hwparty @workcubed and @brentelliott - http://bit.ly/laserslice about 13 hours ago from PockeTwit
  4. Dear self, if you're going to mock those utilizing the 2nd amendment in ways our forefathers never imagined, spell "gun-toting" correctly. about 18 hours ago from web
  5. Who dat? Oh, just some insane, gun totting maniacs shooting up a TV over a dumb bet. http://bit.ly/6bqBWO about 18 hours ago from web
  6. Just admired the craftsmanship of the hipster restored bike lane on Bedford Ave. Fine as a silk screened unicorn on a neon pink sweatshirt. about 20 hours ago from PockeTwit
  7. @mattiesafer An early morning subway ride makes me feel like William Blake, as does a man in women's clothing. about 21 hours ago from PockeTwit in reply to mattiesafer
  8. Transfixed by a tranny, which is to say, 'Is he or isn't she?' about 22 hours ago from PockeTwit
  9. Someone needs to organize a naked Critical Mass up Bedford, stat. via @ryantomorrow ~For a brisk breeze on the loins or to learn the Hasids? 4:32 PM Dec 8th from web
  10. While one can't prank call in the traditional way, one can prank call friends by blaring a reggaeton horn sample after a slight build up. 2:08 PM Dec 7th from web
  11. Forgot myself and exclaimed, 'Shiver me timbers!' while at a urinal in a restaurant bathroom. 6:42 PM Dec 6th from PockeTwit
  12. I was greeted by one of my nephew's smacking himself in the groin with a big rubber fish. He's like a tiny Gallagher/Carrot Top hybrid. 11:30 AM Dec 6th from PockeTwit
  13. Know what's a good look? Suit minus the jacket plus the vest. Mohawk. Aviator glasses. Is it formal? Is it casual? Who cares! It's cool! 10:52 AM Dec 5th from PockeTwit
  14. Going to Jersey to see family. Preparing my balls for the magical transition from stores of my progency to punching bags for my nephews. 10:24 AM Dec 5th from PockeTwit
  15. Ran into ex co-teacher. School to be shut down. Principal indicted. Bastard in my class suspended 7 times in first semester. Wish I stayed. 8:27 AM Dec 5th from PockeTwit
  16. A wet bathroom doorknob means that someone with fairly good hygiene just left or someone whose health concerns are the exact opposite. 2:31 PM Dec 4th from PockeTwit
  17. http://twitpic.com/s4mdt - When you're an adult, you can have this for breakfast. And then you can leave it on your desk until lunch. 11:08 AM Dec 4th from TwitPic
  18. .@MichaelTG09's daughter sings a song with family. Her uncle animates it. Watched it thrice and am 0-3 in not crying. http://bit.ly/7vHazM 10:12 AM Dec 4th from web
  19. What separates me from the honkies of Williamsburg is that I'll eat White Castle when I'm sober. 6:45 AM Dec 4th from PockeTwit
  20. The world is a grody place. If you can't deal with a grody story, then you're no friend of mine. 9:25 PM Dec 3rd from PockeTwit