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  1. Then im sending an angry band of rednecks to the apartment to kill @travislegge bc he's still sleeping and I've been up for 5 hrs
  2. @mamamanning im gonna find that person and send them over, but u need to take reaction pics and twitpic them
  3. @baconmanning I hope a eleven fingered one legged man with a conjoined baby on his face and a siamese twin on his back comes to ur house
  4. The smell of pre op makes me so sick
  5. @mamamanning where did jake go?
  6. @mamamanning u drinking at home?
  7. FYI: Stomach hickeys are fucking hilarious! WHO THE HELL SUCKED ON YOU THERE????
  8. There are people smoking pot inside of me. #shitmyresidentssay
  9. I can already tell its gonna be a wonderful day...
  10. @cj_narnia1979 because tomorrow is another day
  11. @cj_narnia1979 of course I want u to cry
  12. @cj_narnia1979 don't let them fool u, no one likes u
  13. @travislegge & I just had an argument & I'm mad at him b/c he thinks the guy from Twilight is uglier than the guys from vamp diaries WRONG
  14. contemplating suicide makes you realize that you actually want everyone else dead.
  15. I actually have a red L on my chest now, because @travislegge is a lazy-naysayer!
  16. @TravisLegge is working harder than I am and it's making me a bit ashamed of myself. Gonna wear a big red L on my chest for "Lazy!"
  17. helping @travislegge w/ sum stuff. It's gr8 b/c it's an excuse 2 slack off on my own work. don't get funny abt that, @travislegge!
  18. @travislegge don't kick him, he's soooo cute! http://tweetphoto.com/7945034
  19. i'm hungry today. like super hungry. we don't have the food for me to be this hungry
  20. pretty sure that @travislegge is now officially in an abusive relationship. What a bitch his gf is.