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  1. Im obviously not trusted with the computer on my own, rodway says that I drop pieces of treats in the keyboard and my hair blocks it up
  2. Hi all my dear pet friends, sorry that I have not been barking, sorry, I mean twittering, but rodway is busy harvesting potatoes, back soon
  3. They tell me this great new year is coming, yippee dog treats as well perhaps ? It turns out the new year is exactly the same as the old one
  4. Being a small dog like me is just the same as having a pet mushroom ! I am kept in the dark and fed nothing but bulls..t Grrrrrrrr
  5. My New Years resolution ! Not to steal Jacks bones. see I watch where he buries them and then when he goes, I dig them up for myself BOL
  6. Happy new year to my twittery pet mates,wish you were all here safe and away from all the human noise http://twitpic.com/photos/Rodway1
  7. We all live with Rodway on the wilderness potato farm so we dont hear any scary noises or see any scary lights, thanks doggy God for that.
  8. Humans think that making scary bangs at new year is good, wot, good for scaring pets that dont understand, please think of us tonight !
  9. Happy New Year to all those pets staying in tempory accommodation due to their owners going on holidays, dont be scared of the human noises
  10. RT @L_a_D_o_n_n_a: If ya don't follow @woofy22, then ya should cuz he is cool
  11. @NIKKIDONS Hi Kiki, good to hear from you, my ear is ok now, Carol got a bigger shock than me BOL, sounds like you went on holiday with mum
  12. I had attacked Santa,no-one explains anything to me,I am just a small dog and I dont know these things,I said I was sorry but no-one listens
  13. next morning rodway wants to know why we have no presents in our stockings ?? none of us got anything, then I discovered my mistake, horrors
  14. He ran to the fireplace and dissapeared up the chimney, I was so proud of myself, I had saved rodways cake, stopped the burglary as well
  15. We I had no option, I bit him on the bum, gee he stopped calling out ho ho, and I cannot repeat wot he called out then and he ran
  16. The big fat man was calling out Ho Ho at me and started stealing some of rodways cake and lemonade that he had left on the table !
  17. He even had a bag so he could pinch all our stuff, I barked and barked to wake up rodway but he just snored in bed
  18. Well I was asleep in my "little round bed" and out of the fireplace comes this old obese man, hadnt shaved for months, covered in soot too
  19. You know how if ya a dog, you are expected to sleep in a small round bed ? too bad if ya wants stretch out sometimes, thats humans for ya
  20. I show him all my nice white teeth and feel like bitin him like I did Santa, did ya hear about that, pretty funny eh, how is a dog to know ?