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  1. @dawsonlemus I don't want to achieve immortality through twitter... I want to achieve it through not tweeting. 2:05 PM Aug 3rd from Nambu in reply to dawsonlemus
  2. (full disclosure) I am *not* the real Woody Allen™ but I *am* the one true @woodyallen 12:17 PM Jul 8th from Nambu
  3. I'm such a good tweeter because I practice a lot on my own 2:19 PM May 12th from Nambu
  4. Eighty percent of success is just tweeting up, right? I know a lot about tweeting. I practice a lot on my own. 9:39 AM May 1st from Nambu
  5. should I be happy that I finally discovered that I'm basically an unhappy person? 2:50 PM Apr 24th from Nambu
  6. two elderly women talking... one says boy the tweets in this place are really terrible and the other says yeah and they're so short too 3:16 PM Apr 8th from Seesmic Desktop
  7. two elderly women... one says, "this twitter thing is terrible"; the other one says, "yeah I know, such small messages " 3:19 PM Mar 20th from web
  8. I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. 1:44 PM Mar 5th from web
  9. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. 3:21 PM Feb 9th from web