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WoodyAllen

  1. huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/16/woo…
  2. I'm in on the #newtwitter, but I don't want to belong to it if it would have me as a member
  3. As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tweet' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the 140 characters in
  4. @dawsonlemus I don't want to achieve immortality through twitter... I want to achieve it through not tweeting.
  5. (full disclosure) I am *not* the real Woody Allen™ but I *am* the one true @woodyallen
  6. I'm such a good tweeter because I practice a lot on my own
  7. Eighty percent of success is just tweeting up, right? I know a lot about tweeting. I practice a lot on my own.
  8. should I be happy that I finally discovered that I'm basically an unhappy person?
  9. two elderly women talking... one says boy the tweets in this place are really terrible and the other says yeah and they're so short too
  10. two elderly women... one says, "this twitter thing is terrible"; the other one says, "yeah I know, such small messages "
  11. I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
  12. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.