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WoodyAllen

  1. huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/16/woo… 12:12 PM Apr 20th via web
  2. I'm in on the #newtwitter, but I don't want to belong to it if it would have me as a member 4:48 PM Sep 29th, 2010 via web
  3. As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tweet' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the 140 characters in 5:08 PM Dec 28th, 2009 via web
  4. @dawsonlemus I don't want to achieve immortality through twitter... I want to achieve it through not tweeting. 2:05 PM Aug 3rd, 2009 via Nambu in reply to dawsonlemus
  5. (full disclosure) I am *not* the real Woody Allen™ but I *am* the one true @woodyallen 12:17 PM Jul 8th, 2009 via Nambu
  6. I'm such a good tweeter because I practice a lot on my own 2:19 PM May 12th, 2009 via Nambu
  7. Eighty percent of success is just tweeting up, right? I know a lot about tweeting. I practice a lot on my own. 9:39 AM May 1st, 2009 via Nambu
  8. should I be happy that I finally discovered that I'm basically an unhappy person? 2:50 PM Apr 24th, 2009 via Nambu
  9. two elderly women talking... one says boy the tweets in this place are really terrible and the other says yeah and they're so short too 3:16 PM Apr 8th, 2009 via Seesmic Desktop
  10. two elderly women... one says, "this twitter thing is terrible"; the other one says, "yeah I know, such small messages " 3:19 PM Mar 20th, 2009 via web
  11. I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. 1:44 PM Mar 5th, 2009 via web
  12. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. 3:21 PM Feb 9th, 2009 via web