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MarioBaloteLAD @Joey7Barton might want to delete this tweet..... twitpic.com/9ktbtj 4:22 PM May 13th via Twitpic Retweeted by WoodmanFTW and 1552 others
Its midnight, what flys even buzz around at this time. Not only did it land, it stayed for a couple seconds. Shits real, I'm angered 4:15 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
How did this fly just land on my lip? What sort of next level bravery is this. I'm not sleeping till its dead. I'm seeking morale victory 4:14 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Hcrocke Girls next door screaming I kissed a goat and I liked it. They are finding there change of word hysterical, I'm not finding it that amusing. 3:50 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by WoodmanFTW and 4 others
"@Joey7Barton: I really don't like that prick, in fact I honestly despise him... Goodnight." « #RateYourLife.Com -18 3:50 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
_Ken_barlow_ That depressing moment when you get in one little fight & your mum gets scared, so you move in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air 7:57 AM May 12th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by WoodmanFTW and 14 others
thelifeofsam Clarence Seedorf, excellent footballer but his name is Clarence. No man is perfect. 3:41 PM May 13th via Echofon Retweeted by WoodmanFTW and 4 others
"@Joey7Barton: P.S. My final point, ur a sh*t pundit/manager..." « But you're a shit person/player great entertainment, yet still a disgrace 3:45 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
"@CliveTono: twitter.com/CliveTono/stat…" « LOL some karl pilkington look 3:44 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Fullop used to be an ipswich player if you were wondering why he's awful 3:24 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
I beg you all, read that letter 3:16 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
ReetoCheeto Today's highlight is this open letter to Joey Barton from Jimmy Corkhill : GOLD mrjimmycorkhill.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/open-l… 3:00 PM May 13th via web Retweeted by WoodmanFTW and 256 others
"@ReetoCheeto: Today's highlight is this open letter to Joey Barton from Jimmy Corkhill : GOLD mrjimmycorkhill.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/open-l…" « I couldnt stop readin 3:15 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
"@Creative_Pixel: I'd hate to be short, life would be so long." « Yeah imagine being 5ft6 .. How shit would that be .... 3:11 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@nip13 fucking hell! I forgot you even exsisted! We're well on the same wave length! I'm gnna give you a call tomoro! We catch up big time 2:58 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to nip13
Clichy sounds like a typical french.. Cunt 2:54 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Mancini loves his pockets! He runs away celebrating the league title with his hand in his pockets. Classic italian 2:50 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Ahh mignolet what a save!!!! 2:45 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
"@staceylock: No place like your own bed. #magical!" « LIES! Mila kunis' bed. #Dreamy 2:38 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@_RebeccaScott your dad has a baby taylor? What a lad! How long you been learning for? 2:34 PM May 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to _RebeccaScott

Name Oaky doke
Location Naked, in your wardrobe.
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Bio Mary Poppins is my idol, any woman who suggests a spoonfull of sugar is a don. I play guitar and @myleskennedy is the tits