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  1. 'Chants d’Auvergne' and strong coffee. Good Sunday. 7:33 AM Jun 7th from web
  2. Thank you Facebook for your concern about my seeming inability to meet 'attractive singles over 40 in my area'. Your data miners suck. 5:21 AM May 14th from web
  3. Growing tired of inventing increasingly vulgar and creative nicknames for the ExMr. May be time to work on some knife tricks. 5:16 AM May 12th from web
  4. Wild boys, good friends, homemade bellinis, and chili verde make the Mama. And the Mother's Day. 4:37 AM May 11th from web
  5. Cannot figure out how to direct message from the web. Not sure I could be more stupid. Time for a drink. 7:59 PM May 9th from web
  6. Thank you ristretto for kick-starting my brain. Thank you Baileys for the flavor and for reducing the morning anxiety levels. Well played. 6:49 AM May 9th from web
  7. Dyson 1, Lego 0 8:24 AM May 8th from web
  8. is being a Mama, a Twit, and a Coffee Drinker who stepped on a Lego. I will have my revenge later with the vacuum. 4:55 AM May 8th from web
  9. knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that the ExMr. is a shit smeared nutsack. 9:41 PM May 7th from web
  10. is still being a Mama and a Twit and feeling a bit peckish. 3:04 PM May 7th from web
  11. being a Mama and now a twit. 5:41 AM May 7th from web