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Twenty-two-year-old: You're old enough to be my dad. Me: True, but that would've made your mom my sixth-grade homeroom teacher.5:04 AM Jul 10thfrom Tweetie
That girl was about to freak her boyfriend while Neil Diamond was singing "America."7:17 PM Jul 4thfrom Tweetie
I don't know about you, but I really feel like Burgess Meredith gives up too soon. You found those groceries; surely there are more glasses?7:15 PM Jul 4thfrom Tweetie
To the guys with the nailguns and the can-do attitude who are working behind my house right now: Thank you. This yard is once again fenced.7:13 PM Jul 4thfrom Tweetie
Re this: http://bit.ly/2FCdo I've now emptied my inbox for the first time in three months. Next up: Writing for the first time in two years.7:29 AM Jul 4thfrom Tweetie
It's the battle of the Andys at Wimbledon. For me, it's the battle of the Andys every single day.9:46 AM Jul 3rdfrom Tweetie