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  1. Tonight my son did something completely unexpected and totally new: He kissed me on the forehead. All right, goodnight y'all.7:19 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  2. Probably my best idea of the day: listening to "Idioteque." http://tinysong.com/5aND1:21 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  3. @pitchaya Especially coroners.11:23 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to pitchaya
  4. When you order a trio of salads to go, it's not often that they stack them in the same container.11:21 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  5. Just because Picasso said it doesn't mean you get to do it.6:44 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  6. Funny is not funny. Funny is observant.7:34 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  7. Look up a late '80s/early '90s band on Wikipedia and you'll see a photo of said band at some festival last year.2:39 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  8. Often when singing a song to my 6-month-old, I forget the tune; considering he doesn't know it either, I tend to Lawrence Welk it up.6:38 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  9. What some call the "exersaucer" Graco calls the "stationary entertainer" -- we call "the poop deck." http://bit.ly/4A3AOK4:02 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  10. Give that new Enterprise Rent-a-Car commercial 15 more seconds, and we'll enter NC-17 territory.6:59 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  11. Frankly, it's taking forever to reseal all these candy bars.2:49 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  12. "Revealing mistakes: The first time we see the dead body at the top of the stairs, the face has been eaten away." http://bit.ly/Dl0Da2:22 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  13. I'm beyond happy the last line on http://bit.ly/fURNV no longer says "We cannot pay for writing at this time."11:20 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  14. There are two kinds of tortilla soup. Right now, I'm having the right kind.9:46 AM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  15. I wonder if candy corn is made with high fructose corn syrup. Wouldn't that be like a zombie eating another zombie?12:20 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  16. A guy on the street wearing a "Who Is John Galt?" T-shirt glared at me. I shrugged.11:09 AM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  17. It's our first Halloween in the new house! I'm going to go ahead and refrain from pulling any Amityville-style practical jokes on my wife.8:50 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  18. Them's incorrect subject-verb agreement.10:59 AM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  19. I have a piece up on TMN today that didn't go through our fact-checkers. http://tmne.ws/142578:55 AM Oct 27th from Tweetie
  20. Now this I like. http://bit.ly/2cb4Ij8:28 AM Oct 27th from Tweetie