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WolfpackAlan

  1. The best place to hide a body is on page 2 of google's search results. 11 minutes ago via Buffer
  2. Not everybody can win $80k gambling like I can, here's what your sorry ass can do in Vegas instead twtpics.com/JBbeX3 sp about 1 hour ago via Buffer
  3. What if the Mayan Calendar actually ends in 5105 but we have just been reading it upside down this whole time.. about 1 hour ago via Buffer
  4. Welcome to Hollister would you like a gas mask, flashlight, or earplugs? about 2 hours ago via Buffer
  5. Here's a guide on picking a drug to experiment with. Use it wisely, wolfpack. sp twtpics.com/KBpagh about 3 hours ago via Buffer
  6. Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore I am a unicorn. about 3 hours ago via Buffer
  7. Oh wow. You're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my ass? about 4 hours ago via Buffer
  8. A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, a crab with a whale as a daughter, The creators of SPONGEBOB were obviously high. about 5 hours ago via Buffer
  9. That one friend who you greet with an insult. about 6 hours ago via Buffer
  10. Your joke was funny, but I do not like you, therefore I shall not laugh. about 7 hours ago via Buffer
  11. Whenever I'm sad I cut myself... a piece of cake. about 16 hours ago via Buffer
  12. Running up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way. about 17 hours ago via Buffer
  13. Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop. about 18 hours ago via Buffer
  14. Get your boners ready, I now present to you, Scarlett Johansson: twtpics.com/KBJa2n #sp You're welcome. about 18 hours ago via Buffer
  15. Dude, She just called you a slut!'...... 'OH HELL NO, Hold my pregnancy test.... about 19 hours ago via Buffer
  16. When your ex says,"You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the point dumbass" about 20 hours ago via Buffer
  17. Which of these drugs should me and my woflpack take? twtpics.com/KBpagh sp #BloodBrothers about 20 hours ago via Buffer
  • Name Alan Garner
  • Location Las Vegas
  • Bio 1/4 of the Wolf Pack. (This is a Parody Account, Love Role-Playing) Contact: Wolfpack.AlanG@gmail.com
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