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Using your tub feels just like peeing in the troft in old tigers stadium.6:37 PM Oct 28th from web
Modern family is amazing show.7:08 PM Oct 21st from web
Tube socks > Losers7:07 PM Oct 21st from web
Do not taunt happy fun ball.7:07 PM Oct 21st from web
I have not tweeted in a bit.. I will be better.9:04 PM Oct 12th from web
I don't "hate" but i have a strong , strong dislike for Robin Williams. He is the most UNfunny person I can think of. He is up there w/ ...8:31 PM Sep 16th from web
I wish it was this easy to get laid when I was 18.12:50 AM Sep 6th from web
@McBeardo how can't you? they = great10:47 PM Sep 3rd from web in reply to McBeardo
Some kids were being assholes.. In the past i have had no effect. Today, the 'look' and "stop" worked perfect.thank you thirty-something.6:29 PM Sep 3rd from txt
People w/ weird baby arms fuck my shit up.. So hard not to look.how will he eat? Open the door? Button a shirt? Ect.6:16 PM Sep 3rd from txt
Halloween i'll go as day man or green man6:07 PM Sep 2nd from txt
@artbynemo it looked classy on this old car I was behind.6:44 AM Sep 2nd from web in reply to artbynemo
@randellfever I don't know why but I get a huge kick out of that line.7:37 PM Sep 1st from web in reply to randellfever
Why no crome bumpers on cars anymore? Trucks still have them...5:25 PM Sep 1st from txt
#1stDraftWeddingVows After 2nd thought maybe this kid will be a good thing, I'm glad we kept it now. I love you?4:39 PM Sep 1st from web
if you are single and need a huge ego boost.. match.com is crazy. when you are a 30 yo guy you are like gold to these ladies!4:32 PM Sep 1st from web
If you like to think you have great taste in music/culture move to the middle of the country.. you will think you are a God.4:27 PM Sep 1st from web
Best dog name. Doug.10:32 AM Aug 29th from txt
@gsantikian could not agree more.10:56 PM Aug 28th from web in reply to gsantikian
@nickvegas IF you get it.. I will drive down and we can take in the sights of SXSW.7:28 PM Aug 25th from web in reply to nickvegas