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WithoutMyth

  1. @sideshowMel :O
  2. Was going to tweet about my great pizza, then @pattonoswalt goes and throws a whopping dose of reality.
  3. @sideshowMel hey at least Dude: is trying I can count the number of times I asked someone that on less than one hand. Not the change bit.
  4. @jaredscheib oh yes, its an excellent production! Well earned win, great expression for a secular ideal.
  5. @sideshowMel give em some Nick Cave and The Badseeds. There may be hope yet.
  6. @sideshowMel inconceivable!
  7. @sideshowMel like Andy Richter at the back of the bar.
  8. @sideshowMel nothing and or something you have/haven't said before! (I could have made that much worse) ...so there?
  9. @sideshowMel I never got any high fives. Just saying.
  10. KNPR has had 20 mins of dead air. The next station programmed had don henley. #nowinsituation
  11. @sideshowMel :O (did you get the message about my new number?)
  12. @sideshowMel he/she/they/it are fucking clown shoes. Hope you're feeling better!
  13. @sideshowMel don't threaten me with a good time!
  14. @sideshowMel I, for one, welcome our new tiny plastic metal Cyborg overloads!
  15. @sideshowMel lol backpain. Should have told the boss its mostly from the weight of being awesome and just a bit though from the boobies.
  16. Terribly bored ...I used to do things on weekends. I miss that.
  17. @sideshowMel I'm right here, I have asthma... what do you need?