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johnroderick Just caught a whiff of Obsession. Now it's 1987 and a girl in stirrup pants named Maureen is sending me signals I don't understand. 11:12 AM May 26th via Birdhouse Retweeted by Wisenheimer and 18 others
@DemonPack that's not a bad idea, actually. Interpretive dance. Thanks! 10:40 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DemonPack
@lainitaylor "Techno-Amish" is my term for someone who doesn't use anything - no tv, no iPad, no nothin'. Wasn't a dig on non-TV watchers. 5:46 PM May 25th via Twitter for Mac in reply to lainitaylor
@Sherman_Alexie Techno-Amish is the new vegan. 4:39 PM May 25th via Twitter for Mac in reply to Sherman_Alexie
@vicarpac You have impeccable taste, sir. Agreed on all fronts. 1:12 AM May 25th via Twitter for Mac in reply to vicarpac
@johnroderick Welcome to Portland, sir! Our city enjoys you. We also enjoy tattoos, unicycles and sustainably grown facial hair. 2:08 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac in reply to johnroderick
@livewireradio @kelly_carlin Seconded! Come back and do your show in Portland again so I can freakin' see it! Dammit. Sorry for the swear. 11:53 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Mac in reply to livewireradio
@culturepulp Ha! You're welcome. I have that effect on a lot of people. 9:00 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Mac in reply to culturepulp
@ginarau Whether or not there's a ping-pong table in the office? 1:51 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Mac in reply to ginarau
TheTweetOfGod On the seventh day I hosted My own make-your-own-Sunday party. 5:06 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Wisenheimer and 90 others
@NatGertler @steve_lieber Pretty much. But my mom really enjoyed "The Blind Side," so her opinion is suspect. 4:57 PM May 20th via Twitter for Mac in reply to NatGertler
@jeffcomplex YOU keep…yours…off..oh, okay. 3:51 PM May 20th via Twitter for Mac in reply to jeffcomplex
@Fencer_guy That's exactly what I was thinking! 3:13 PM May 20th via Twitter for Mac in reply to Fencer_guy
@lvdjgarcia Good advice. Or, the longer version, "Men against choice will soon have no choice but to screw themselves." 3:06 PM May 20th via Twitter for Mac in reply to lvdjgarcia
T-shirt idea: "Keep your laws off my body! And also off the bodies of any other people who might currently be on my body." (First draft.) 2:59 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
@orlikeawhale Step 2: Hire a guru from each of life's important areas: food, money, jets, buying countries, becoming an emotional dictator. 2:54 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to orlikeawhale
@taradublinrocks they still have hair shoppes? I thought those went the way of the leecheries and record stores. 2:52 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to taradublinrocks
@quirkybird Absolutely. Dealing with long-winded callers, first-time interviewees, all with grace. And he's so smart. I'm a fan! 2:51 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to quirkybird
@benschwartzy that has not gone well. For anyone. 2:50 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to benschwartzy
@taradublinrocks It was on the cover in the grocery store. Who the hell reads magazines anymore? 12:27 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to taradublinrocks

Name Courtenay Hameister
Location portland, or
Web http://courtenayh...
Bio I'm a writer, a filmmaker and the host of Live Wire Radio. I don't have any hobbies. Unless you count my whole life as a hobby. In which case, I do have one.