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  1. Noticing I like to use RT when what I retweet is something I would say & Twitter's ReTweet function when I wouldn't say it but want to share
  2. RT @organprinter: Last night's dream: had to walk down a long hallway beset by poisonous snakes. Red, green and the deadly but slow blue ...
  3. Apparently people have forgotten how to drive in the rain.
  4. Just got free dinner from Chipotle Mexican Grill because their cash register is broken. No, really. Just made me a loyal customer. :D
  5. RT @nichelady: i try to love easily & serve effortlessly... because i truly believe nobody should ever wake up and say 'nobody's ever ca ...
  6. "In all your relations to men be great, just, generous, courteous, and kindly. The great are never otherwise." ~Wallace D. Wattles
  7. RT @whurley Sometimes when you're tired it's important to remember that things are neither what you expected, nor what they appear to be.
  8. RT @ericaogrady: "In all your relations to men be great, just, generous, courteous, and kindly. The great are never otherwise." ~Wallac ...
  9. Staring an impossible situation in the face until it blinks.
  10. Are there any good Chinese buffets in Houston anymore? Over the years, they have all raised their prices and reduced their food quality.
  11. I think this is the first time I've gone to bed before 1:30 am in a long time. Hopefully I will get to try this more often. :)
  12. No one is here. So music... full blast. :)
  13. ok, why does my car charger only charge my phone when the phone is above my lap, horizontal, and pointed toward the steering wheel?
  14. About celebrities: "The problem with being loved so much by so many is some of them are crazy. Okay, maybe all of them.
  15. The biggest problem with only getting 4 hours of sleep is at some point your body will insist you make up for the missing 4 hours.
  16. "A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard." -- Bruce Lee
  17. Hopefully not an all-nighter tonight, but it is looking that way.
  18. Currently deleting 144,150 e-mails taking up 743 MB of space on the server, Mostly spam and system messages.
  19. In other news, the South Texas Ski Hill Association announced that downhill snow skiing in South Texas will be hot this year.
  20. I think the category my humor falls under is the "Huh? Wait a minute. WHAT?" category. Jokes that make you think, if you are awake, that is.