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  1. In Tijuana, the donkey show isn't just a privilege, it's a right.
  2. Sometimes you just need to eat a sock.
  3. What steps have you taken to become Jeff Goldblum today?
  4. Beware the AIDS bear.
  5. After a thorough research endeavor, @wisnugs can conclusively say that Japan's chief export is tentacle rape
  6. The quality of Hollywood films have declined exponentially every year since the retirement of Rick Moranis. #twilightfacts
  7. The dude in blackface that flew with Lando to blow up with the Death Star was a more rounded character than Boba Fett. #twilightfacts
  8. ... and then Boba died within the first 15 minutes of Jedi. He had no charisma and very little character development. #twilightfacts
  9. Don't get us wrong, we love Episodes 5 and 6 as much as the next fanboy, but Boba Fett was in 5 minutes of Empire... #twilightfacts
  10. The only thing that makes less sense than the Twilight Series is why Boba Fett is as popular as he is. #twilightfacts
  11. For the best in creepy, unrequited necrophilia... accept no substitute #twilightfacts
  12. Personally, we are most excited for the Twilight/Blade crossover. #twilightfacts
  13. Breaking Dawn will be released in Winter 2012 and will bring about the Mayan Apocalypse. #twilightfacts
  14. A desire to watch sparkling vampires is one of the first signs of swine flu. #twilightfacts
  15. In professional shark punching competitions, extra points are awarded for strapping meat to one's body.
  16. How has Edward lived for over 100 years without learning to not be a pussy? #newmoon
  17. The sacred texts of at least 3 major religions recommend sacrificing babies to appease Jared the Subway Guy.
  18. New post on Rabid Answers! http://digs.by/o2a Rabid Answers: Defying the status quo since 2009!
  19. Jeff Goldblum invented both fire and the time machine. Not necessarily in that order.
  20. Recite the Torah in Norse on a fence.