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RT @beautifulkind: Leonard the 92 yr old hasn't had sex since 1975. His penis has atrophied. He was disappointed. :( Now he wants viagra.6:38 PM Jul 16thfrom twhirl
Just got back from awesome Texas spending spree! Now what am I going to do with 390 armadillos and a pair of snake skin cowboy boots?3:59 PM Jul 8thfrom twhirl
Reflecting pool for backyard fireworks complete. 10'x20' this year, should be spectacular.6:41 PM Jul 3rdfrom twhirl