WinstonSmith84
- Apparently, Khaleed Sheik Mohammed (the 9/11 mastermind) and the GOP share a singular hatred of gays and gay marriage. (Birds of a feather?)2:20 PM Jun 6th, 2008 from web
- The reason why astronomers decided to alter Uranus' pronunciation is because 4 out of 5 people surveyed by NASA preferred 'urine' to 'anus'.9:31 PM Jun 5th, 2008 from web
- Should "Urine-us" fail to meet the Newtonian standards for planetary comedy, I suggest we immediately change the name of "Venus" to "Penus".9:30 PM Jun 5th, 2008 from web
- The new pronunciation, "Urine-us", is consistent with Newton's Planetary Law that all solar systems must have at least one joke-name planet.9:30 PM Jun 5th, 2008 from web
- Damn, it was the very fact Uranus WAS pronounced 'Yer-anus' that got me into planetary studies! Now, my dreams are drown in a golden shower.9:29 PM Jun 5th, 2008 from web
- When did all those astronomers suddenly decide that 'Uranus' was no longer to be pronounced "Yer-anus", but was to be pronounced "Urine-us"?9:28 PM Jun 5th, 2008 from web
- Oil-blackened beaches from coastal drilling? Mine tailings in mountain streams? All for just a few more years of SUVs? There's a NO-BRAINER!6:41 AM Jun 3rd, 2008 from web
- I think our coastlines and wilderness offer little in the way of 'American' heritage and culture. "Gilligan's Island", on the other hand....6:39 AM Jun 3rd, 2008 from web
- BIG Oil now wants a nice BIG pay-off to keep us 'safe' from high gas prices. Just give them our coastlines and wilderness areas, that's all.6:38 AM Jun 3rd, 2008 from web
- I prefer smut that is light-hearted, carefree and fun. Unfortunately, that's NOT what comes up whenever I do a Google search for 'gay porn'.6:36 AM Jun 3rd, 2008 from web
- If the New York Times is NOT out to assassinate Obama's character, then why is the reporter they've sent to cover him named "Lee H. Oswald"?10:24 AM Jun 2nd, 2008 from web
- Every time I visit, people say I make them 'sick', and some even go so far as to say I make them puke! (Life's tough being a stomach virus.)10:18 AM Jun 2nd, 2008 from web
- The "Meese Commission II" idea is picking up steam in GOP circles. Frantic GOPers see this as their last chance for FREE GAY and CHILD PORN!10:13 AM Jun 2nd, 2008 from web
- Hillary says, 'Together, we can make history!" She's right. In fact, she's gonna add a whole new historical dimension to the term "Spoiler".10:12 AM Jun 2nd, 2008 from web
- Well, it SOUNDED sexy going out with a chick who used crucifixes as a fashion statement. But now I know the UGLY truth about cross-dressers!10:09 AM Jun 2nd, 2008 from web
- Kennedy has NOTHING to worry about when they remove part of his brain. The loss of even ALL of your brain is no problem. Just ask "W" Bush.10:02 AM Jun 2nd, 2008 from web
- And lastly this morning, a moment of silence and remembrance for one of the greats: Harvey Korman we're gonna miss you! ("That's HEDLEY!!!")7:40 AM May 30th, 2008 from web
- Those Army studies are no longer valid. The 'studies' finding that sleeping on cash was most restful were conducted in the Great Depression.7:32 AM May 30th, 2008 from web
- Frankly, you can keep all of your air mattresses and your water beds. Army studies PROVE wads of CASH provide the optimal sleeping surface.7:22 AM May 30th, 2008 from web
- My suspicion is that $9 billion 'missing' in the first years of the Iraqi occupation went into making VERY 'lumpy' mattresses for top brass.7:18 AM May 30th, 2008 from web
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- Name Winston Smith '84
- Location Ministry of Truth, Oceania
- Bio I love Big Brother! (No, really! I do. I mean it. Honestly.)
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