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  1. @wdwdisneyland7 i know, i'm hilarious!
  2. #imthankfulfor @MariaSantelli, and my ability to fit three cheeseburgers into my mouth
  3. anyone seen @MariaSantelli? she hasn't been around yet. has hank come back into her life???
  4. does @JeffreySVH want to be a disney princess? a hard-hitting investigative report, tonight at ten.
  5. @JeffreySVH is that a song from beauty and the beast?
  6. @odavidson thanks, liv!
  7. @ToddWilkins whats wrong with my ties? @MariaSantelli told me i needed to accessorize.
  8. hope that @Ronnie_Edwards is wrong and the dairi burger isnt turning into a mexican place. then again, how many tacos can i fit in my mouth?
  9. #worstfeeling is knowing you'll never be the world's greatest cowboy.
  10. i may have suffered some head trauma during that punch-up, i couldn't remember my twitter password for a while.
  11. help
  12. just got a call from @ToddWilkins - emergency meeting. sorry @MariaSantelli, will catch up later!
  13. @LilaFowler then how come @brucepatman is renting one?
  14. i don't remember there being all these abandon warehouses around sv before, but maybe i just never looked.
  15. on the one hand, i'm a terrible fighter. on the other, i look amazing in denim. @MariaSantelli so what do i do?!
  16. where did i put those fangs?
  17. @MariaSantelli has been so busy cheerleading lately i've hardly seen her :/
  18. the karate baby goat #uncertainmovies
  19. the mostly goodies #uncertainmovies
  20. @brucepatman hey is that you're car being towed in the school parking lot?