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WinifredBurkle

  1. SO THIRSTY
  2. And who's even heard of Ranganathan or his Colon classification? It was bad enough having to use Library of Congress in grad school.
  3. And of course I was trained in this stuff since I was a child. Oh, wait, that's Wesl— someone else.
  4. Sure, physics is practically the same thing as magic, so of course I can find out what these beasties are.
  5. Who'd have thought @TheGroosalugg would have such a good eye?
  6. Glad @AngelWithASoul is back with us, but I don't think we're near back to normal.
  7. And "stick figure"? That is just—not okay.
  8. Right?
  9. Okay, clearly @OG_Gunn is trying to protect me from something.
  10. No.
  11. I have the best boyfriend in the world.
  12. Talked to @WesleyWPryce at the hospital earlier. I think he got the message.
  13. @lorneytunes @og_gunn They were absolutely the most adorable demon couple we've ever had as clients.
  14. After seeing the Frzylckas, I'm more optimistic about the future than I have been in a long time.
  15. We really need to get all of you-know-who's stuff out of sight before the other you-know-who leaves his room.
  16. How could @WesleyWPryce have not trusted us? Not trusted me?
  17. Where did @WesleyWPryce go? Some cabin in the woods somewhere? We really need to find him before @AngelWithASoul does.
  18. Poor Connor. A portal-- not-- just-- not like that. Not a baby.
  19. Where could @WesleyWPryce have gone? He wouldn't just leave, not without…
  20. I guess that's what got into him. That's not good at all.