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WindsorMann

  1. Congratulations to John Edwards on not going to jail for cheating on his dying wife.
  2. Eric Voegelin: "The problem of an eidos in history...arises only when a Christian transcendental fulfillment becomes immanentized." TOTALLY!
  3. Goths wear capes and always dress in black. I applaud them for making their bodies and faces harder to see.
  4. Yes, I am listening to Janet Jackson. Why do you ask?
  5. @annasekulow It's one of the reasons.
  6. Fresh air is bad for you.
  7. If you hate the outdoors, you'll love my new article. washingtontimes.com/news/2012/may/…
  8. I had a dream that my mom's cat got a disease where he couldn't understand economics. Does this ever happen in real life?
  9. I haven't been tweeting much lately because I've been REALLY busy not tweeting.
  10. Bill Clinton: "I don't think Americans want children like you living in a homeless shelter." To the contrary!
  11. Anyone who says they "don't need no education" probably needs education.
  12. Earlier today I saw a woman at CVS talk to a bottle of cappuccino. Why must the voices inside people's heads talk out loud?
  13. Ethiopian food is my favorite oxymoron.
  14. Cleaning your apartment is fun when the alternative is cleaning someone else's apartment.
  15. For Mother's Day, I cleaned my apartment so my mom wouldn't have to. I'm an awesome son.
  16. Any suggestions? I can only spend $100. store.barackobama.com/collections/lg…
  17. @RealSkipBayless: "Tebow needs to rename his dog." Apparently ESPN is going after the Animal Planet market.
  18. If I were a boxer, I'd wear boxers on the outside of my pants just to show how proud I was of my occupation.
  19. Anyone who hates PC should read @adamcarolla's book "In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks." Anyone who loves PC deserves to read it.
  20. Should I drink two bottles of wine or a bottle of scotch? I can't drink all three because it's hard to carry three bottles in public.