WindsorMann
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Congratulations to John Edwards on not going to jail for cheating on his dying wife.
1:35 PM May 31st
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Eric Voegelin: "The problem of an eidos in history...arises only when a Christian transcendental fulfillment becomes immanentized." TOTALLY!
5:16 PM May 29th
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Goths wear capes and always dress in black. I applaud them for making their bodies and faces harder to see.
3:04 PM May 29th
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Yes, I am listening to Janet Jackson. Why do you ask?
4:51 PM May 25th
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@ It's one of the reasons.
12:16 PM May 25th
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Fresh air is bad for you.
9:14 AM May 25th
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If you hate the outdoors, you'll love my new article.
6:27 AM May 25th
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I had a dream that my mom's cat got a disease where he couldn't understand economics. Does this ever happen in real life?
1:07 PM May 23rd
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I haven't been tweeting much lately because I've been REALLY busy not tweeting.
7:17 PM May 22nd
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Bill Clinton: "I don't think Americans want children like you living in a homeless shelter." To the contrary!
2:30 PM May 18th
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Anyone who says they "don't need no education" probably needs education.
8:28 PM May 17th
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Earlier today I saw a woman at CVS talk to a bottle of cappuccino. Why must the voices inside people's heads talk out loud?
7:58 PM May 17th
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Ethiopian food is my favorite oxymoron.
11:54 AM May 17th
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Cleaning your apartment is fun when the alternative is cleaning someone else's apartment.
9:09 PM May 14th
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For Mother's Day, I cleaned my apartment so my mom wouldn't have to. I'm an awesome son.
6:45 PM May 13th
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Any suggestions? I can only spend $100.
3:41 PM May 12th
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@: "Tebow needs to rename his dog." Apparently ESPN is going after the Animal Planet market.
10:04 AM May 11th
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If I were a boxer, I'd wear boxers on the outside of my pants just to show how proud I was of my occupation.
10:13 PM May 10th
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Anyone who hates PC should read @'s book "In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks." Anyone who loves PC deserves to read it.
7:36 PM May 10th
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Should I drink two bottles of wine or a bottle of scotch? I can't drink all three because it's hard to carry three bottles in public.
6:15 PM May 10th
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- Name Windsor Mann
- Location Washington, D.C.
- Bio You know who I am, Mom.
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