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  1. Just six weeks until Trek 11! I'd better sit by the phone. I'm sure it'll ring any sec- HELLO? JJ is that-? No... no, I'm already insured.11:26 PM Mar 23rd from web
  2. (and in case that last post was unclear: I'm thrilled there's now an "official" Shatner account. I'll continue posting satirical stuff here)9:38 AM Jun 28th, 2008 from web
  3. Hey all! I've happily relenquished my account to (i.e. "been ousted by") the "real" William Shatner! He (or his rep) is here:@WilliamShatner8:51 AM Jun 28th, 2008 from web
  4. Don't think I'm unaware of the impact of California's gay marriage laws on your precious slash fiction. Nimoy and I are close. That's all.9:06 PM Jun 18th, 2008 from web
  5. "William Shatner doesn't own an iPod, because he would just talk it into self-destructing." - @weirdsmobile8:34 AM May 11th, 2008 from web
  6. "William Shatner isn't bald, he's too sexy for his hair." - @weirdsmobile8:33 AM May 11th, 2008 from web
  7. "WilliamShatner doesn't overact; it's the rest of the world that's phoning it in." - @weirdsmobile8:33 AM May 11th, 2008 from web
  8. "William Shatner knows singing to music is just a fad." - @ChuckChuck5:38 PM May 10th, 2008 from web
  9. "Shatner doesn't have an oversized ego. He has a bigger identity than yours."5:18 PM May 10th, 2008 from web
  10. I demand my own Chuck Norris meme, e.g. "You don't impersonate Shatner, you just expose the Shatner inside of us all."5:03 PM May 10th, 2008 from web
  11. ... but you know, I'm not the jerk they say I am. In fact, I'm a completely different kind.5:28 PM Mar 28th, 2008 from web
  12. That look on your face as you realize "It's William Shatner!!"? That's how I picture all humanity, now. Thanks. On the bright side: oysters.5:27 PM Mar 28th, 2008 from web
  13. Belated thanks to all for the birthday wishes. Belated thanks to me for being utterly stupendous.7:32 PM Mar 24th, 2008 from web
  14. The difference between Will Smith and myself is I AM Legend.4:58 PM Jan 13th, 2008 from web
  15. Happy Halloween, all! Once you've travelled through time -- fictionally or otherwise -- you inhabit the holidays via whim, not via calendar.9:24 PM Dec 24th, 2007 from web
  16. See, the trouble here is that the basic unitary increments of my life are far, far bigger than 140 characters can convey.1:12 PM Dec 9th, 2007 from web
  17. Movie idea. "Being William Shatner": I fall down a hole into my own brainworld inhabited by Me's of every age since birth. We all make out.6:32 PM Oct 17th, 2007 from web
  18. No, really. You're the very first person to say "Beam me up Scotty" to me. A brilliantly original Bill/Kirk juxtaposition. Bravo.9:09 PM Aug 29th, 2007 from web
  19. OK. I get lolcats now. They're kind of funny. But also: What is the matter with you people?8:58 PM Aug 29th, 2007 from web
  20. Darth Vader's got nothing on me. I can intimidate the hell out of the people AND still get invited to cocktail parties.7:14 PM Aug 28th, 2007 from web
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  • Bio Shatner's "real" account is @WilliamShatner
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