WilliamShatner
"William Shatner doesn't own an iPod, because he would just talk it into self-destructing." - @weirdsmobile
| "William Shatner isn't bald, he's too sexy for his hair." - @weirdsmobile |
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| "WilliamShatner doesn't overact; it's the rest of the world that's phoning it in." - @weirdsmobile |
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| "William Shatner knows singing to music is just a fad." - @ChuckChuck |
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| "Shatner doesn't have an oversized ego. He has a bigger identity than yours." |
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| I demand my own Chuck Norris meme, e.g. "You don't impersonate Shatner, you just expose the Shatner inside of us all." |
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| ... but you know, I'm not the jerk they say I am. In fact, I'm a completely different kind. |
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| That look on your face as you realize "It's William Shatner!!"? That's how I picture all humanity, now. Thanks. On the bright side: oysters. |
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| Belated thanks to all for the birthday wishes. Belated thanks to me for being utterly stupendous. |
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| The difference between Will Smith and myself is I AM Legend. |
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| Happy Halloween, all! Once you've travelled through time -- fictionally or otherwise -- you inhabit the holidays via whim, not via calendar. |
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| See, the trouble here is that the basic unitary increments of my life are far, far bigger than 140 characters can convey. |
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| Movie idea. "Being William Shatner": I fall down a hole into my own brainworld inhabited by Me's of every age since birth. We all make out. |
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| No, really. You're the very first person to say "Beam me up Scotty" to me. A brilliantly original Bill/Kirk juxtaposition. Bravo. |
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| OK. I get lolcats now. They're kind of funny. But also: What is the matter with you people? |
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| Darth Vader's got nothing on me. I can intimidate the hell out of the people AND still get invited to cocktail parties. |
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| Khhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn!!!!! There. I said it. Happy? |
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| One part I've never played: A superhero. Batman, maybe. I'd make a great Batman. |
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| You're all aTwitter over lolcats. What the hell is a lolcat, anyway? |
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| TVwithMeeVee interviewed the only man as quotable, admirable and stupendous as I am: http://tinyurl.com/322q74 |
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