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  1. I think I make an excellent pizza boy.
  2. I only Tweet on weekends to talk about food or movies. Salumi and Bruno, by the way.
  3. I'm having "The Mighty Boosh" stuck in my head for the last day and a half. Can't stop singing "EELS!"
  4. Eels.... eels... eels up inside ya... eels...
  5. It's the big return! THE BILGE SHOW, episode 16! http://tinyurl.com/bilge16
  6. "OH GOD, YES THE BEES! THEY ARE HAPPILY GOING IN MY EYES!" #1stdraftmovielines
  7. "They bring a spatula, you bring a dreidel -- it's the Aurora, Illinois, way!" #1stdraftmovielines
  8. RT @patkiernan: "Hottie mexican sisters arrested with cocaine stuffed bras." I just love hearing Canadian newsmen employ the term "hottie."
  9. I bought Wednesday Comics, haven't read it yet, but I don't think I like this packaging.
  10. RT @mindykalinghell yeah. RT: @rainnwilson Normally I hate SNL sketches to movies, but McGruber! I would see! http://tinyurl.com/mc4yrv
  11. Watching all the Jacksons up on stage again today was... "TORTURE!"
  12. It would be fitting for MJ to be displayed in a crystal mausoleum.. or perhaps retrofit into an "Auto Icon?" http://tinyurl.com/lzzgox
  13. Encountered Constructicons on the way to work today. They merged into Devastator and destroyed me.
  14. The Bachelorette waiting until tonight to send dousche Wes home. Good thing you got rid of all those other worthy guys before him.
  15. Upon further viewing of latter-stage MJ interviews, I decree that he regressed a whole bunch over the last 15 years.
  16. This weekend was 50% a wash. Full day at work destroys any hope of continuity. Up next -- soul-crushing misery, + Bilge.
  17. I am unafraid of the Monorail. Human error.
  18. Mark Larry's words, everybody...
  19. Seven o'clorck, and I'm still at work. This is going well.
  20. Wow, this seems like a great day to go to work! Fuckin' rock! And I;m the jerk who makes up the schedule.