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  1. Using a Motorola phone: How Microsoft's collaboration vision from 2005 has been realized in 2010! http://tinyurl.com/kpujxj
  2. It is hard to take verbal abuse seriously when it is from a person much shorter then me.
  3. @r_barajaz You're still private, so who gives a poop?
  4. The girls sat down to watch "Make It or Break It". I liked it almost as much as I like pulling out butt hairs, one by one.
  5. Okay so I admit when I work at home on Fridays, getting all clean and smelling nice is not at the top of the agenda.
  6. The girls want to go see Ice Age 3. I have agreed to drop them off and pay, but that's it.
  7. @brad_bosley Speaking of scams, seen the one about Facebook getting too overloaded? Priceless.
  8. @brad_bosley Today, Happy Birthday! Tomorrow, what have you done for me lately.
  9. So when the wife said "I have to go trim the bush", it turns out she meant something different then what was in my head.
  10. @br4ndy Nevermind, I guess that is part of your myth: http://bit.ly/tunVn
  11. @br4ndy Does your wife know that when you die she has to toss your naked body into the middle of the public square to test her love for you?
  12. The landscapers are going to be pissed. Their leveling string broke. and it wasn't last night. I think it was an animal.
  13. I am not ashamed to say that I'm jealous that most of my family is at Cabana Charlies while I am at work.
  14. Sad but funny. RT @draper1206: Grave resellers in Burr Oak... Can you blame them? They are broke. (Get it? burr-oak --> broke) HAHA
  15. Heading to the dentist this morning, the off to work. I can't make it easy for them, so it's peanut butter and cheese for breakfast.
  16. Yawning too often. Buzz word overload. Slides, too many slides. Consciousness faltering. Need more coffee. Have to pee. Yawn.
  17. In a half day meeting where my goal is to provide an opinion. Good thing I have plenty of opinions to share.
  18. Enjoying lunch outside in the courtyard. Not too hot, not too cool, light breeze, sunshine. Good day for PTO.
  19. http://twitpic.com/9f5fe - Havin fun, missing the girls.
  20. http://twitpic.com/9ezfu - The Cubs Biatches.