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WillHelm4Food

  1. The LIRR train to Huntington smells like schawarma. Tony Stark would be proud. #SpoilerAlert?
  2. The best effect the Dutch had on New York: unpronounceable street names. #CarrollGardens sdrv.ms/JuY10w
  3. This isn't what I would have preferred for my birthday party: vehicular balloon homicide. #wtfredhook sdrv.ms/Kl6fHL
  4. Just another day in Carroll Gardens. sdrv.ms/KVsGk1
  5. Happy 35th birthday, Star Wars!
  6. I just learned 50 Shades of Grey is based on Twilight fanfic. My faith in humanity has reached its ultimate nadir.
  7. Watching Wil Wheaton's Tabletop on YouTube and OMG I need to play Ticket to Ride.
  8. There's an IT Expo at work tomorrow. I wonder who's coming dressed as Pennywise.
  9. Mick Jagger on SNL is to Fred Armisen as Keith Richards is to Capt. Jack Sparrow.
  10. It's good to see SNL pay tribute to Freejack by letting one of the stars host.
  11. Serenity now, insanity later.
  12. I'm craving pizza and Chinese; anyone know where I can get a slice of General Tso's?
  13. Rumor has it that Tom Stoppard is updating one of his classic plays. I can't wait for the debut of LOLZencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead.
  14. It may be a day late or so, but OMG Avengers!!!
  15. Dear lady with baby: I did not need to overhear anything about your "lactation consultant," thank you very much.
  16. New York is one of the few places I know of where G routinely comes before F.
  17. For everyone and anyone who needs advice in their life: twoguysonemic.com/wp/2012/05/ask…
  18. I bought Ill Communication and License to Ill last night. Now my purchases are prophetically apropos. RIP MCA.
  19. If I had a dollar for every time Tim Saunders says "GOAL MOUTH," I'd be a rich, rich man.
  20. There's nothing like Atlantic Terminal mall for that little slice of suburbia in Brooklyn.