WillCockrell
Rcvd in mail: free tracts!
| In Spanish, the Tremors movies are called Terror Bajo la Tierra. Hunh. |
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| WHY THE FUCK DOES TUSCALOOSA SMELL LIKE A HOT, FRESH TURD? |
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| Finally home safe. Well, at Pepito's. Close enough. |
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| Intersection of 10th Ave & Paul Bryant already flooded nearly waist deep. |
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| No longer =pouring=, but still raining. |
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| Caught by storm on my way home, forced to shelter under stadium overhang. |
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| More than an hour of torrential downpour. |
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| And that right there was enough adventure to last me for AT LEAST a month. Thank you,goodnight! |
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| I am going to buy one hundred cups of coffee. |
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| Spotted a racoon rooting around outside the apt a few minutes ago. Looked disturbingly intelligent. Very weird. |
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| What the hell? Outside smells like a baboon took a shit in a pile of vomit. |
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| GO SEE IRON MAN. GO SEE IRON MAN AS SOON AS IT IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO DO SO. |
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| Seen on the Strip -- The Snakepit is now a Surin of Thailand. |
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| Just saw three girls on the Strip who, judging by their clothes, might very well have been honest-to-God prostitutes. |
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| Test 122 |
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| BOOM!! HEADSHOT!! |
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| BOOM! Heashot! |
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| I gotta cut back on the energy drinks. I think my piss is actually glowing. |
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| Also; twitting (and the assorted updates) are likely to push me over my tex message limit for this month -- assuming I have one. |
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