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@drew826 @Quinbot @hazelrage @methodicechidna @pcjones ... What a bunch of damn drunks.8:51 PM Jul 9th from Spaz in reply to drew826
@drew826 @Quinbot @hazelrage ... I'm actually pretty good about drinking as long as Roach isn't around.7:57 PM Jul 9th from Spaz in reply to drew826
Received in campus mail: a postcard that is simply replete with phallic symbols.1:15 PM Jul 9th from web
It's the "kou gan" or "mouthfeel".12:28 PM Jul 9th from web
Step One + Step Two = Step Three: Be a moron.6:08 PM Jul 8th from Spaz
Step Two: Leave your phone at home when you go to work, come home, find it for the five minutes it takes to talk to Matt, lose it again.6:07 PM Jul 8th from Spaz
Step One: Tell everyone "there are two very convenient ways to contact me. I'm ignoring them. Call or text me instead."6:06 PM Jul 8th from Spaz
Taking a break from twitter and facebook because I can't handle the minutiastorm. Call, text or send an email if you need me.8:59 AM Jul 6th from Ping.fm
My 16-year-old nephew has dismissed Flash Gordon as "terribad". Am in the process of beating him.12:35 PM Jul 4th from Ping.fm
TO ROACH: Walked Michelle back to her car. Was too drunk to find the apartment again afterwards. Went home.8:56 PM Jul 3rd from Spaz
@jaclynchancey Yeah, but this is Sarah Palin we're talking about. "U R doing it wrong" is pretty much her thing.1:06 PM Jul 3rd from Spaz in reply to jaclynchancey
@jaclynchancey She's probably bucking for a seat in the Senate.12:56 PM Jul 3rd from Spaz in reply to jaclynchancey
@methodicechidna You bringing Matt out with you?12:14 PM Jul 3rd from Spaz in reply to methodicechidna
@methodicechidna Done deal.12:08 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to methodicechidna
It took me a second to realize the sound I was hearing as I crossed the street was an owl hooting; not something you usualy hear at noon.10:48 AM Jul 3rd from Ping.fm
@jaclynchancey That reminds me, if you guys need the help I'd have no problem taking all day next Friday off. Let me know.7:30 AM Jul 3rd from Spaz in reply to jaclynchancey
Straight whoring for #moonfruit. But don't feel bad. If I win it I'm just gonna sell it.7:21 AM Jul 3rd from Spaz
nooooooooooooooooo7:04 AM Jul 3rd from Spaz
Dear God, THE PEOPLE'S COURT is still on the air. And SO much more irritating. =Please= tell me I have a pair of earbuds in my bag.7:03 AM Jul 3rd from Spaz
Guy at the laundromat who's very industrially talking to himself is making me a tiny bit nervous.6:17 AM Jul 3rd from Spaz