WildSamAppears
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Gah, I’m listening to Godspeed You! Black Emperor and my head is bobbing back and forward as if I’m giving the air an imaginary blowjob >_<
3:25 PM May 16th
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9/11 Americans hate my sense of humour :/
5:35 PM May 10th
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I was going to write a based pun but I figured it'd sound Idioteque
2:47 PM May 8th
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Have just been listening to my old T-Rex LPs, Marc Bolan released over 22 singles, but by far his biggest hit was a tree.
7:24 PM May 7th
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Did you know that there have been more texting related car crashes so far in 2012 than there were in the entire 14th Century?
2:04 PM May 7th
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It takes a lot of guts to make black pudding.
11:53 AM May 7th
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Girls with glasses are the best! Mostly because they're likely to be visually impaired so can't see how horrific I look >:D
7:39 AM May 7th
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I think everyone should get a tastebuds.fm account so that I could criticize their musical tastes whilst trying to get into their pants.
4:12 PM May 6th
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Feminism is the belief that both sexes may become equal by focusing solely on one of them.
4:07 PM May 6th
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@ thats possibly the most offensive thing you've said on here to date.
3:56 PM May 6th
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in reply to WildSamAppears
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How can people not enjoy orange juice with bits? They're the best bit :|
9:07 AM May 6th
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why don't I just strap on my job helmet, climb down into a job cannon and fire off into jobland where jobs grow on jobbies
8:08 AM May 5th
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So a Welshman walks into a baaaaaaaaa
7:24 AM May 4th
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“Are you a Tetris piece? Because I think I can slide right in.”
2:00 PM Apr 30th
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I have a special type of semen which, when drunk will make you super attractive and incredibly lucky.
6:50 AM Apr 30th
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How long before people become so disillusioned with Labour, Tories and the Lib Dems that they vote for a right wing option like UKIP?
6:43 AM Apr 30th
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Did you know that if you click your red slippers together whilst repeating the phrase “I want to go home” you’ll get kicked out of Asda?
1:50 PM Apr 29th
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A bacon. A bacon. My kingdom for a bacon!
4:47 AM Apr 29th
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Accidentally misspelling a word and changing the meaning completely
9:45 AM Apr 27th
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I took my dog to the park today and played frisbee with him. He was useless. I think I need a flatter dog.
11:49 AM Apr 26th
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- Name Samuel Benson
- Location Cumbria
- Bio I'm Sam, I write scripts and read comics. I also have an unhealthy obsession with movies and Germany :D
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