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  1. Want a chance to win my DVD Wilosophy? It's this easy: http://bit.ly/2UhQYh
  2. I hate the term “gay unions”. It makes them sound like they are walking down the street chanting “What do we want? Something fabulous!”
  3. Herald-Sun rejoices at news Chris Judd is engaged. They had gone two whole days without an excuse to print a photo of Rebecca Twigley...
  4. Thanks to those who came to DVD signing. Signing DVD/Book at ABC shop Melbourne GPO Fri 12.30 #shamelessplugdisguisedasthankyou
  5. News: Nick Minchin denies man-made climate change. Also very worried about Jessica Watson sailing off edge of the earth...
  6. Toby from Idol should have combined teaching WITH singing: "She's my Cherry Pie... speaking of Pi, it is 3.14159"
  7. News: Joe Hockey says "God is good". Kevin Rudd says: "Thanks for the compliment Joe, I like you too."
  8. News: Vanstone claims nothing dodgy in giving visa to mafia boss. When she woke with horse head in bed she just assumed she'd eaten a horse
  9. News: Alec Baldwin to host the Oscars. Billy Baldwin also gets gig at Oscars... as a seat-warmer.
  10. The side-street booze bus operation after the Spring Racing Carnival was called "Operation Backdoor". #ThingsIshouldbetoooldtogiggleat
  11. #pornmusicals Oliver 2: "Please sir can I have some more cock?"
  12. #pornmusicals Scats; We Will Cock You; Beauty and the Breast; Greased; Breast Slide Story; Mary Sloppins; Shitty Shitty Gang Bang...
  13. News: Two masked men rob golf shop. Police say the criminals certainly have balls... Boom and/or Tish!
  14. News: Rhianna says she woke up "like Britney Spears". I guess she was drunk and didn't know where her kids or underpants were...
  15. Mad Cow Max #cowfilms
  16. Steaks On A Plane #cowfilms
  17. A Moo To A Kill #cowfilms
  18. News: Britney Spears will mime on Australian tour. Hope she does the classics like walking in the wind and trapped in a glass box...
  19. Friesian Willy #cowfilms
  20. You know it's been a big day at the races when even the female horses leave the track holding their shoes...