Widgett
Okay. That's 100.
| Widgett Holy crap. There's Dawn of the Dead playing cards. The original, mind you. |
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| Widgett @UncaScroogeMcD: Well, that's all well and good, but just give the chandelier some pudding already. |
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| Widgett @UncaScroogeMcD: Like this? |
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| Widgett And we're IMing at the same time. Please. Someone. |
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| Widgett UncaScroogeMcD and I are on the phone, telling each other to refresh Twitter. Someone please come and kill us. |
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| Widgett @UncaScroogeMcD tells me I'm ineligible for the prize. Of course, he spelled it "illegible" at first. |
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| Widgett @UncaScroogeMcD: Most adults can't cope with 3:30am. That's why they sleep. Pansies. |
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| Widgett Lunch is 200mg of caffeine and a Red Bull. Greetings world. I see you. |
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| Widgett @UncaScroogeMcD: They got some crazy little burgers there and I'ma gonna get me one. |
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| Widgett Why, Comcast, must you make me side with the FCC against you? Me--with the FCC! This gives my immortal soul hives. Damn you to bits. |
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| Widgett In fact, Comcast Support, I probably could have driven to the guy who wrote the blog entry and asked him in person you took so damn long. |
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| Widgett Dear Comcast Support: Thanks for nothing. I found the answers I needed online while I was on hold for a half hour waiting on your asses. |
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| Widgett @Scottums: The true story is that David used to get beaten up by Ewoks. He lived in a rough neighborhood. |
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| Widgett @UncaScroogeMcD: A twittered happy birthday to everyone's favorite twit! |
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| Widgett @DavidGallaher: Any pimpage is always appreciated, sir: http://tinyurl.com/69v42e |
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| Widgett @LeighBC: Yes, exactly like that. Only completely different. |
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| Widgett @LeighBC: I was eating freeze dried ice cream when I was knee high to a fetus. Therefore it's the ice cream of the retro-future, if at all. |
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| Widgett Dear Dippin Dots--you've been "The Ice Cream of the Future" for 21 years running. We're in the freaking future already. Get over it. |
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| Widgett The cheese's name is Fred. And it's a heartwarming tale of growing up and killing vampires. Must I explain EVERYTHING? |
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