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Widgett

  1. @neilhimself: The concepts of "jalapeno" and "condom" should never be used like that. Not together. Not ever.
  2. I'm flattered. Honestly. horseracingnation.com/horse/Be_Widge…
  3. Just typed a comment into Facebook about jetpacks and my recommended pages on the side turned into "Shooting" and "Beer." #Alarmed
  4. @paulandstorm: I also bring random "deducta-words" printed out on transparencies & hold them up in front of my face as I describe things.
  5. @scottums: You now have competition, it seems. youtu.be/2Fu8h9wDoMQ (via @Rob_Levy)
  6. That's why I wear contact lenses. I don't have eyedrums. I have those terribly cheap eyebongos.
  7. Jesus, what are eyedrums? Whatever they are I WANT THEM NOW.
  8. At my old job it was Employee Grows a Beard, It Goes Grey RT @mashable: Tell-Tale Signs Your Employee is Overworked on.mash.to/JGhJ62
  9. I have a dream of shrubbery sculpted to perfection. You might think my dream utopiarian. But I don't give a damn.
  10. I just reached level 5 of the "Carnivores" badge on 4SQ. I've checked in at 20 different watering holes, lain in wait & killed a wildebeest!
  11. @neilhimself: Is there someone on the lookout for any uncertain-flavored doom?
  12. Fact: Joaquin Phoenix, previously called Leaf, changed his name after learning an entire type of ant wanted to cut him.
  13. @c12old: I wish I was a marketing machine as well.
  14. @c12old: On Kindle, yes. And Season 2 the month after. Catching up on lost time.
  15. @scottums: We have many, many podcasts that prove this. @JJHawkins
  16. Dear Pearl Jam - you are indirectly responsible for me singing in a band for two-plus years, now I am drinking your ale. Weird world, yes?
  17. @RealCliveBarker: Always thought the Rolling Stones had been dead for years, revived by a houngan thereafter. ("Voodoo Lounge?" - obvious)
  18. @RealCliveBarker: Overall effect beyond makeup: the furrow she left in the grass from dragging herself along -- a whole story in that.
  19. @RealCliveBarker: Off the top of my head: Bike Girl from Walking Dead. bit.ly/vjmW9a - Reason: Scary, repulsive & sad all at once.