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Why does family drama always surface at the holidays? I don't want to sedate myself w/ alcohol for the next 6 weeks, but I will if need be. 5:43 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
You people really need to quit encouraging Lady Gaga. The more you buy her records, the more crap she's going to make. 10:10 AM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
Taking my bra off at the end of the day is like the end of playing dress up- 25 & perky back to a 37 YO mom who breastfed. 7:20 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
A feel another wave of sarcasm coming on...new cards coming soon to the shop! http://www.widesarcasmsea.e... 6:33 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
"A monkey, and now a baboon on the loose in Tampa. News at 11." Actually just heard this on the TV. 7:03 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
@Regretsy Can I ask how much are you charging for advertising on your site and are there more openings? 5:38 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
Gratitude & Creativity http://bit.ly/KL3Ns 6:09 AM Nov 18th from TypePad
@WordsAtPlay Kids definitely make you slow down & put things in perspective, whether you wanted to or not- LOL! Congrats on the progress. 6:47 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck in reply to WordsAtPlay
@modernemotive Love the new shop banner. Simple but festive. I need to do something to mine. *sigh* add it to the list of crap to do! 7:37 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck in reply to modernemotive
Ok peeps, Tweets, twits- whatever. I'm crawling into bed. Night! 7:36 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
@brightcaroline I waited tables in college & when I 1st moved to FL- I was forcing that smile by the end- LOL! Good luck! 7:36 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck in reply to brightcaroline
@brightcaroline Where are you working? BTW- I have a hard time picturing you being smiley and sweet to customers- is that bad? ;) 7:21 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck in reply to brightcaroline
I'll know I've made it big when I get asked to "design" tacky crap for major retailers. 11:54 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
Sold & relisted in the shop- Congrats on NOT choking a b*tch today. http://bit.ly/grKpE 1:27 PM Nov 9th from web
Trying to get red wine stains out of my son's jacket. I believe Child Services is accepting Parent of the Year nominees at this time also... 8:01 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
When the before picture looks better than the after, perhaps you should reconsider that clown makeup kit you're on hold w/ HSN to order. 9:14 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
I'm kinda loving that Weezer has its own Snuggie. 6:37 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
@AmyJane I immediately went to their site last night when I saw that on Sunny. Hilarious. 7:20 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to AmyJane
Dada for 2010- I love it like dust bunnies love fish bowls. http://bit.ly/4xTMAr (courtesy of @littlebrownpen) 6:50 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
@littlebrownpen Umm...I'm pretty much in love w/ your dada calendar! Will definitely being passing this link on! 6:47 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck

Name Wide Sarcasm Sea
Location Along the Florida Gulf Coast
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Bio I'm Nicole & this is the black sheep division of the Three By Sea empire. www.threebysea.com