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  1. My friend is driving 55mph on 405. Semis are passing us, she's holding up traffic, we're in fast lane. No traffic ahead. #myprivatehell
  2. @brad_tweets where is your party tomorrow? Mine is at the kiwi and kangaroo.
  3. Off until January 4th after today! What am I going to do with myself for 2 whole weeks? Smell that? It's what trouble smells like!
  4. @manostorgo you know if all little boys had a mandatory subscription to world of warcraft, no teens would ever get knocked up..ever
  5. Bosses boss has me doing favors an admin does (something a girl Glory did before she quit). I guess you can say I'm filling the Glory hole!
  6. Bought a laptop YAY! Bing Cash back too $47 FTW!
  7. Pretty sure I'm buying a laptop when I get home. Yay!
  8. Started week with a bang, its Thursday and still awesome! Pew pew pew!! (Random laser gun noises = happy whitney)
  9. @djebam Sounds like someone needs some RSS feeds. You'll never be bored again.
  10. WOW I learned a new word today, dirty one.. never realized there was a term for this...
  11. Wow this guy....wow. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVzKoF-66v4&feature=youtube_gdata
  12. Is it better to be divorced by 30 or never married by then? I'm having an arguement with someone I want others' opinions on.
  13. Oh how I wish it were at least Thursday... but it's only humpday. I'll take it! Today, hurry up and hurry already!
  14. Funny, doesn't feel like humpday is tomorrow. But I'm oh so happy it is! 3 more work days then off till next year!
  15. I've been good...at being bad. Oh look at the time, it's Nacho:30!! Mmmm tasty goodness!
  16. @314inseattle I know but doesn't help when you don't realize you have a papercut.
  17. OMGWTFBBQ! Hand sanitizer used when you have a paper cut is NOT cool!
  18. Just IM'd some super incriminating messages. Hope the non reply does not = IM visible in shared desktop meeting so now explaining away.
  19. @rachelgab I'm learning how to be an awesomely horrible neighbor to homeys below me. Thanks!
  20. I wish there was a theme party where you dress like a geezer and chicks wear god awful old lady dresses.