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  1. Following P.Diddy on Twitter is like trying to make sense of graffiti on a gas station bathroom wall. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Just want to throw out there that in Tyra Banks' Twitter profile her location is "Fierceland." about 16 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. Big day. I've finally found a way to arrange the pillows on my bed into the shape of a man. This is going to solve a lot of my problems. about 16 hours ago from UberTwitter
  4. My brilliant friend Jessica's book is out! I'm reading it and I'm not even literate. It's better than the Bible! Get it! http://bit.ly/ulu5y 9:50 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  5. I think the actors who do proactive commercials' agents should be more proactive. 3:48 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  6. Get Marc Marons podcast at wtfpod.com w/Chris Hardwicke, Maria Bamford, Doug Benson, and loud Me! It will change your life. No pressure. 9:53 AM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  7. Bought some Ugg boots this weekend. They came with a tub of ice cream and two cats. 8:25 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  8. NASCAR race cars have really bad GPS systems. 2:44 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
  9. RT @nealbrennan: Locking your tweets is like putting 13 cents in a safe. 5:28 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  10. Every suprise party looks like a Botox party for like the first minute. 10:21 AM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  11. If diamonds are a girls best friend, then why do they NEVER want to hang out with me? 8:24 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  12. I'll be performing in Kansas City! RT @chelseahandler: Comedians of Chelsea Lately LIVE in Kansas City http://lnk.ms/4X2Q3 7:36 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  13. The Comedy Store on Sunset at 10:00. Ill be the you think is a boy at first. 8:47 AM Nov 20th from UberTwitter
  14. Just heard Sarah Palins new book may be turned into a movie? There can't be two films called "Hairspray." 1:18 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  15. RT pretty sure I talk about balls. @TBSPR: See @whitneycummings on tonight's debut of The Very Funny Show on TBS. 12:30 am ET 9:38 AM Nov 19th from UberTwitter
  16. I'll be at the Pipeline tonight in Hawaii at 8:00, at least until I can get booked at Senor Frogs. Let's do this. http://bit.ly/25ZWMZ 12:45 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  17. The best part of wakin' up is two girls in one cup. 9:01 AM Nov 18th from UberTwitter
  18. Comedians aren't like musicians. After shows we don't party and have orgies. I personally retreat to my bedroom for some Google and tears. 11:50 PM Nov 17th from UberTwitter
  19. Hawaii is everything I could ask for. Blood stains on the carpet in my hotelroom? Check. http://pic.gd/75da28 11:05 PM Nov 17th from UberTwitter
  20. At a sushi buffet. Which reminds me...I really do need to write up my will. 3:10 PM Nov 17th from UberTwitter
  • Name Whitney Cummings
  • Location ÜT: 34.090672,-118.364093
  • Web http://whitneycum...
  • Bio I'm a comedian and actress. I am dead inside.
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